The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

You Can't Stay

Season 7 • 08/21/2002

Tomorrow's show just won't be as good.

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03:33

Headlines - Enter the Wagon
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In a refreshing turn of events, a carjacking suspect is pummeled before the L.A.P.D. gets there.
08/20/2002
00:05

Moment of Zen - Carjacker
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A carjacker groans with pain after being beaten up by judo students.
08/20/2002
07:18

Jim Lehrer
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Jim Lehrer and Jon discuss the sensationalism and flamboyance of newscasters who try to make themselves the story.
08/20/2002
04:05

Subliminal Messages
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Stephen Colbert assures viewers that the president would never knowingly deceive the country and foist some kind of emotional state on citizens.
08/20/2002
04:19

Headlines - Attaq?
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A small group of Americans known as a growing group of Americans think that invading Iraq is a bad idea.
08/21/2002
04:08

The Radical Write
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Look at what abandoning her core conservative values has done to Lynne Cheney. She's become David Keen.
08/21/2002
01:35

Labor Day Tips
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If you use lighter fluid on a gas grill, you can literally almost blow up a neighborhood.
08/21/2002
03:17

Robin Williams Pt. 2
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The Tour de France is like a Dallas Cowboy Football game where the fans have access to the field.
08/21/2002
00:12

Moment of Zen - Jon and Lynne
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Jon tells Lynne Cheney on "Politically Incorrect" that she exists on a different planet.
08/21/2002
05:05

Robin Williams Pt. 1
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Robin Williams and Jon talk about how Donald Rumsfeld decides where and when to bomb.
08/21/2002
00:26

You Can't Stay
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Jon is recommending that everyone find something else to do tomorrow besides watch The Daily Show.
08/21/2002
02:14

Headlines - Squeal of Fortune
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Enron-- they did it first, they did it best.
08/22/2002
02:36

I.D. Freely
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Japanese protesters argue that new ID numbers linked to government computers could be the beginning of a Big Brother-like system.
08/22/2002
03:01

Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - Blue Crush
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Frank DeCaro believes "Blue Crush" and "xXx" bringing in big box office is proof that movie theaters are air conditioned.
08/22/2002
02:40

Scary Movie
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Al Qaeda videotapes are acquired by a CNN correspondent who had to drive to a secret location to retrieve them.
08/22/2002
01:15

Terror on Tape
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Ed Helms believes CNN's "Osama Show" is edgier than "The Osbournes" but not as scary as "The Anna Nicole Show."
08/22/2002
00:17

Intro - Pleasurable Show
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Jon has a tremendously fine and pleasurable show that he doesn't feel right keeping from you.
08/22/2002
06:48

Matthew Perry
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Matthew Perry and Jon talk about their eye problems, the last year of "Friends" and joining a soccer league for people over 65.
08/22/2002
00:26

Moment of Zen - Al Qaeda Tapes
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CNN will be showing exclusive Al Qaeda videotapes.
08/22/2002
00:29

Moment of Zen - Bon Jovi Fans Sing
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Bon Jovi concertgoers sing along to "Living on a Prayer."
09/09/2002
05:31

Lorraine Bracco
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Garlic and Tequila. Who wants a date with Lorraine Bracco?
09/09/2002
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