The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
You Can't Stay
Season 7 • 08/21/2002
Tomorrow's show just won't be as good.
Headlines - Enter the WagonThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
In a refreshing turn of events, a carjacking suspect is pummeled before the L.A.P.D. gets there.
Moment of Zen - CarjackerThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
A carjacker groans with pain after being beaten up by judo students.
Jim LehrerThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Jim Lehrer and Jon discuss the sensationalism and flamboyance of newscasters who try to make themselves the story.
Subliminal MessagesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Stephen Colbert assures viewers that the president would never knowingly deceive the country and foist some kind of emotional state on citizens.
Headlines - Attaq?The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
A small group of Americans known as a growing group of Americans think that invading Iraq is a bad idea.
The Radical WriteThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Look at what abandoning her core conservative values has done to Lynne Cheney. She's become David Keen.
Labor Day TipsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
If you use lighter fluid on a gas grill, you can literally almost blow up a neighborhood.
Robin Williams Pt. 2The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
The Tour de France is like a Dallas Cowboy Football game where the fans have access to the field.
Moment of Zen - Jon and LynneThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Jon tells Lynne Cheney on "Politically Incorrect" that she exists on a different planet.
Robin Williams Pt. 1The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Robin Williams and Jon talk about how Donald Rumsfeld decides where and when to bomb.
You Can't StayThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Jon is recommending that everyone find something else to do tomorrow besides watch The Daily Show.
Headlines - Squeal of FortuneThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Enron-- they did it first, they did it best.
I.D. FreelyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Japanese protesters argue that new ID numbers linked to government computers could be the beginning of a Big Brother-like system.
Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - Blue CrushThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Frank DeCaro believes "Blue Crush" and "xXx" bringing in big box office is proof that movie theaters are air conditioned.
Scary MovieThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Al Qaeda videotapes are acquired by a CNN correspondent who had to drive to a secret location to retrieve them.
Terror on TapeThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Ed Helms believes CNN's "Osama Show" is edgier than "The Osbournes" but not as scary as "The Anna Nicole Show."
Intro - Pleasurable ShowThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Jon has a tremendously fine and pleasurable show that he doesn't feel right keeping from you.
Matthew PerryThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Matthew Perry and Jon talk about their eye problems, the last year of "Friends" and joining a soccer league for people over 65.
Moment of Zen - Al Qaeda TapesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
CNN will be showing exclusive Al Qaeda videotapes.
Moment of Zen - Bon Jovi Fans SingThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Bon Jovi concertgoers sing along to "Living on a Prayer."
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