The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

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Season 3 • 05/26/1999

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01:04

Other News - The Blackboard Bungle
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Teachers expect better results from next year's 4th graders because they will also be this year's 4th graders.
05/26/1999
01:05

This Just In - Road Worrier
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President Clinton promised to put a freeze on the price of mustache rides at a nickel and to allow truckers to keep their side jobs as boob inspectors.
05/26/1999
04:22

Natalie Portman
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Jon celebrates Natalie Portman's final high school exams with a barrage of pop quiz questions.
05/26/1999
00:39

Recap - 5/26/99
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Jon Stewart recaps the main stories of the night and previews tomorrow's show.
05/26/1999
00:22

Hello Edit Point
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The Daily Show did not tape the Natalie Portman interview on a different day, Jon Stewart just decided to grow his hair out and then cut it again.
05/26/1999
01:38

Headlines - The Thin Blue Lie
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The plunger of justice was stuck where it really belongs, as a New York police officer pleads guilty in the Abner Louima case
05/26/1999
01:41

Headlines - What's Up, Tiger Lillies?
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Exxon, the first name in wildlife preservation, has teamed up with Siegfried and Roy, the first and second names in fey German magic acts.
05/26/1999
00:12

Moment of Zen - Oily Bird
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A bird swims in oil-soaked water.
05/26/1999
02:08

Back in Black - Iberian Idiots
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Lewis Black comments on gun control, Jews, matadors and motor oil
05/26/1999
00:39

Intro - Throw Like a Girl
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On tonight's show, Jon Stewart will teach everyone how to throw like a girl.
05/26/1999
00:16

He is Not Playing
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Garfield is bringing Marmaduke to the Polka Guy's house for a confrontation.
05/26/1999
03:40

Cat Fight
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Polka Joe Blazejewski's feathers have been ruffled by the comic strip Garfield.
05/26/1999
01:03

Other News - Resin D'etre
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High Times magazine celebrates its 25th anniversary with a party and a new line of merchandise.
05/27/1999
03:15

Headlines - Crime With Stupid
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Slobodan Milosevic is brought to The Hague to stand trial for war crimes, while a newly restored "Last Supper" is unveiled in Milan.
05/27/1999
02:15

Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - The Mummy
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Frank DeCaro reviews "The Mummy" and Brendan Fraser.
05/27/1999
03:44

Tattoo Bell
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Casa Sanchez, a Mexican restaurant in San Francisco, is offering patrons who tattoo the restaurant's logo on their body free lunch for life.
05/27/1999
01:10

This Just In - Whatsamatta Ewe
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Scottish scientists discover that Dolly, the first cloned sheep, is prematurely aging.
05/27/1999
00:12

Moment of Zen - Mrs. X
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Mrs. X, a regular customer at Casa Sanchez, shows a cashier her corn boy tattoo.
05/27/1999
05:04

Jamie Foxx
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Jamie Foxx talks about his Jheri curl, his special cowboy outfit and his role in "Any Given Sunday."
05/27/1999
02:00

Season Finale
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Jon previews the upcoming Daily Show season finale to air during May sweeps.
05/27/1999
02:32

Big Sports Package - Sports Metaphors
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Beth Littleford covers the full weekend of scoring by Andre Agassi, El Duque, and Larry "The Big Forbidden" Johnson.
06/07/1999
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