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Headlines - Pretentious Use of an Archaic Number System Pt. II

Season 7 • 01/27/2003

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01:19

The Needles and the Damage Done
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A black market has developed in the Southwest due to the scarcity of water and the increasing need for cacti in farming and gardening.
01/23/2003
05:26

Headlines - American Idle
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As we approach war with Iraq, President George W. Bush takes to the heartland to talk up the unavailable American Dream.
01/23/2003
03:17

Back in Black - Riot Redemption
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If Americans don't riot after the Super Bowl, Lewis Black is going to have to whip out his kite.
01/23/2003
01:06

The Jewel of the Desert
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While reporting on cactus smuggling, Rob Corddry is bitten by a scorpion and awaits his death.
01/23/2003
03:28

Headlines - Pretentious Use of an Archaic Number System Pt. 1
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Jon recaps Super Bowl XXXVII, a game filled with testosterone, patriotism and Celine Dion.
01/27/2003
03:09

Super Bowl Coverage Halftime Iraq Report
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Stephen Colbert, Rob Corddry and Mo Rocca handicap the second half of the weapons inspection progress in Iraq
01/27/2003
01:00

Headlines - ABC Halftime Show
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The Super Bowl halftime show features Shania Twain, No Doubt and Sting.
01/27/2003
04:04

Ad Nauseam - Super Sunday
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Ed Helms reviews the best ads from Super Bowl XXXVII.
01/27/2003
06:17

Rosie Perez
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Rosie Perez talks about getting naked on stage in her new play, "Frankie and Johnny."
01/27/2003
00:20

Moment of Zen - Bison Rush
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A couple in a Levi's commercial remains unscathed after facing down a herd of charging bison.
01/27/2003
00:55

Headlines - Pretentious Use of an Archaic Number System Pt. II
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Mobs in Oakland throw rocks and bottles at passing vehicles following the Raiders' Super Bowl loss.
01/27/2003
01:42

Two Front Media War
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Stephen Colbert solves the media's problem of covering a war on two fronts by combining Iraq and North Korea into Iraqorea, the evilest place on Earth.
01/28/2003
01:00

Intro - State of the Union
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Jon Stewart is shocked by President Bush's State of the Union address that just ended.
01/28/2003
05:00

Sam Rockwell
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Sam Rockwell admits to "blowing up" onto the Hollywood scene and discusses his roots of drinking on top of mountains in San Francisco.
01/28/2003
01:49

I on News - Two Front Media War
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Regarding a war on two fronts, Jon Stewart delivers the bad news that the media may not be able to sustain a second graphics package.
01/28/2003
02:20

Two Front Media War
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Using evasive language, Senior War Correspondant Rob Corddry makes sure no one will ever know exactly where he is.
01/28/2003
04:26

Headlines - Hans Solo
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To help the public understand the vague statements the United Nations and the White House have made on weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, President Bush has legalized pot.
01/28/2003
02:10

According to a New Study - Roller Coasters, Pot, Obesity
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Jon Stewart relays good news for roller coaster fans, congratulates children on their record obesity levels and explains how smoking weed helps twins look different later in life
01/28/2003
00:14

Moment of Zen - Network Promos Montage
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Different channels' graphics packages for the Iraq War are shown on screen accompanied by terrifying music.
01/28/2003
00:12

Moment of Zen - Gary Locke
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Washington Governor Gary Locke delivers the Democrats' response to the president's State of the Union address.
01/29/2003
03:28

A War Perfect Union - Applause
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Senior Washington Correspondent Stephen Colbert learns that if you slow your speech down and punch up the last few words, anything you say will get applause.
01/29/2003
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