The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Season 8 • 10/23/2003
Anthony Hopkins does a Marlon Brando impersonation.
The Kobe TrialThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Outside of the Kobe Bryant trial, a media circus has already pitched its tent even though the trial has yet to begin.
Van Buren AnecdotesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jon speculates on what college kids may have just gotten out of the Walter Isaacson interview.
Walter IsaacsonThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Walter Isaacson talks about the Founding Fathers and how easy it was to invent something in the 18th century.
Liza Beat MeThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
There is no conceivable amount of money in the world that could possibly be worth telling the world you were beaten up by Liza Minnelli.
Headlines - Witless For The DefenseThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
John Allen Muhammad attempted to defend himself and then changed his mind.
Moment of Zen - FloatsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
A float of Australian Prime Minister John Howard kisses the butt of a George W. Bush float.
Defensive SecretaryThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Donald Rumsfeld forgets that he wrote a harsh report of America's anti-terrorism policy.
The President in Asia - Lost In TranslationThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
George W. Bush deals with a heckler in the Australian Parliament by not giving him pie.
No Hard CeilingsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
It is suspicious that in a country of 25 million living people, the news would focus on 10 dead from a car bomb.
All-Star Salute to Getting Hit in the NutsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
When the brain sees someone else get hit in the nuts, it activates the hitnutculus, which advertisers know is connected to the consumptus majorus or the buying center.
Anthony HopkinsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Anthony Hopkins' wife thinks he should believe more in himself.
Mess O'Potamia - Iraqi War Irony 2712The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
This is absolutely the last time Paul Wolfowitz will stay at the Al Rasheed Hotel.
Supermarket SweepThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The INS cracks down on illegal immigrants working at Wal-Mart but lets them mop up one last time.
Intro - Omaha, NebraskaThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Omaha is in Nebraska, not Canada.
Ted DansonThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Ted Danson's post-"Becker" career will not include dinner theater.
Mess O'Potamia - 14th of July BridgeThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The 14th of July Bridge is reopened in Iraq, celebrated with American military music.
Wal-Mart Under FireThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
With Mal-Mart coming under scrutiny, our children may never know the joys of strolling down Main Aisle.
Moment of Zen - Prime Minister of Large CountryThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The Prime Minister of Malaysia slams the Jews.
This Week in God - Liberal Is QueerThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Not only is "liberal" a dirty word in politics, it's now become a religious euphemism for "queer."
Democrats 2004: Race from the White House - John Kerry's VideoThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Name dropping, old name dropping, vague desperation, seduction, nausea, and utter nonsense dominate the Congressional Black Caucus in Detroit.
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