Crank Yankers

Clay Needs a Gift for His Girlfriend

Season 2 E 19 • 11/11/2003

A man assists his brother on the search for the perfect gift for his girlfriend.

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In preparation for his 60th anniversary, Jeff calls a boutique to inquire about their selection of sex toys.
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Kevin and Katie Call a Butcher Shop
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Kevin and Katie incur the wrath of a butcher shop employee after asking one too many ridiculous questions.
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Elmer Checks His Lucky Numbers
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Elmer reviews the latest winning lotto numbers and reminisces about his coconut-filled childhood.
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Niles Has a New Hobby
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02:46

Chip's Cartoons
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03:23

Clay Needs a Gift for His Girlfriend
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Clay's brother helps him communicate with a craft store in order to find a present for his girlfriend.
11/11/2003
03:10

Elmer Plans a Reunion
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Elmer reminisces about a prostitute he had sex with in 1964 and plans an afternoon outing for himself and his friends.
11/18/2003
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Bobby Looks for Some New Talent
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The residents of a retirement home become the talent pool for Bobby's latest racy video.
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02:07

Sonny Tanning Delivers a Singing Phonogram
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Elegant, old-timey crooner Sonny Tanning alerts the recipient of his singing telegram that someone out there loves her.
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Bobby Makes a Reservation for His Family
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Bobby and his brother Billy have trouble communicating their plan to make a reservation for their whole family.
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Danny Has Questions About Childbirth
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A nervous father-to-be gets some detailed information about what to expect when his wife gives birth.
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Hadassah Receives a Gift From Her Mom
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After receiving a talking toy bear from her mother, Hadassah ponders the meaning of the gift's explicit message.
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Language Lessons for Ray
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Terrence Needs Help with Mickey Rooney
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Bobby "Nordstrom" tries to convince a locksmith to let him into one of his family's stores in the middle of the night.
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