The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

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Season 16 • 01/18/2011

A change in the zodiac calendar makes Jason Jones realize he married the wrong loving wife.

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04:59

You're Welcome - NASCAR
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NASCAR can become an exciting sport that people want to watch if it loses the boring oval track and gets rid of the cars.
01/13/2011
06:26

Ron Howard
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Ron Howard explains how he's been able to repress his cynicism after being in show business for 52 years.
01/13/2011
00:36

Moment of Zen - AC Slater Rage
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A man smashes a picture of "Saved by the Bell" character AC Slater because he just doesn't like him.
01/13/2011
00:31

Moment of Zen - Glenn Beck Praises Spider-Man Musical
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Glenn Beck claims the "Spider-Man" musical is the best show he's ever seen.
01/17/2011
05:48

Run RNC
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Puppet Michael Steele shares his thoughts on his RNC chairman successor, Reince Priebus.
01/17/2011
07:14

Peter Bergen
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Peter Bergen says most people in Afghanistan want international forces to perform, not to leave.
01/17/2011
07:04

Tonal Recall
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Democrats insist that Republicans refer to health care reform as job-destroying, not job-killing.
01/17/2011
07:21

Neil deGrasse Tyson
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Neil deGrasse Tyson is tired of driving around the block, boldly going where hundreds have gone before in orbit around Earth.
01/18/2011
00:18

Moment of Zen - Piers Morgan's Accents
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Piers Morgan shows off his Texan, New Yorker and French accents.
01/18/2011
08:00

Petty Woman
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Credit for Sarah Palin's recovery from being unfairly linked to the Tucson shootings goes to her nurse, Sean Hannity.
01/18/2011
04:39

Stars War
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Jason Jones doesn't know what to do about his roaring lion tramp stamp after an extra sign is added to the zodiac calendar.
01/18/2011
02:24

Two Established Television Personalities Penetrate Each Other While People Watch
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Jon tempts Glenn Beck to appear on The Daily Show with a five-pronged chalk holder.
01/19/2011
06:08

Paul Clemens
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After Paul Clemens spent a year watching men disassemble a Detroit stamping plant, he discovered that taking apart industry is its own industry.
01/19/2011
00:18

Moment of Zen - Glenn Beck Appears on NBC
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Glenn Beck visits the "Today" show after accusing NBC of getting into bed with Satan.
01/19/2011
00:57

Intro - Jon's Name in Arabic
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Jon's name in Arabic means "knowledgeable one," but his name in Arabic slang means "the taint of a camel."
01/19/2011
04:45

Global Chaos Round Up
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Jean-Claude Duvalier returns to Haiti, and the Tunisian government falls after weeks of violent protests.
01/19/2011
05:23

Main St. Anytown U.S.A.
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To close budget deficits, New Jersey cuts its police force, Pennsylvania turns to gambling, and Illinois raises taxes.
01/19/2011
00:17

Moment of Zen - Barbra Streisand's Connection to China
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Barbra Streisand is invited to the state dinner at the White House for Hu Jintao because she worked in a Chinese restaurant.
01/20/2011
06:52

The Socialist Network
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Hu Jintao gets the full treatment in Washington, D.C., and Jason Jones congratulates China on "developing" the stealth fighter.
01/20/2011
04:43

Word Warcraft
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Steve Cohen compares Republicans to Nazis a week after making an eloquent case for civil and honest discourse.
01/20/2011
08:35

Kambiz Hosseini & Saman Arbabi
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Kambiz Hosseini and Saman Arbabi say that completely censoring their Iranian satirical news show, "Parazit," is as impossible as stopping car theft.
01/20/2011
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