The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

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Season 16 • 02/02/2011

Matthew Perry offers to show Jon a charcoal sketch of himself masturbating into some money.

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07:12

Michael Steele Pt. 2
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After the Republican victory in the midterms, Michael Steele feels a little like a coach who took his team to the playoffs and yet was canned afterwards.
02/01/2011
00:55

Intro - An American in Prison
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Only one American languishes in prison tonight because his sister wanted to stay for the show.
02/01/2011
00:16

Moment of Zen - James Molinaro Phone Call
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James Molinaro might be having a conversation with someone else when he curses on the phone during a live newscast.
02/01/2011
02:35

Michael Steele Pt. 1
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Jon doesn't know whom he's supposed to interview, so he asks questions that only the real Michael Steele could answer.
02/01/2011
00:56

Daily/Colbert - Stephen's Shopping List
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Stephen asks Jon if he needs anything while he's making a shopping list.
02/02/2011
03:45

Arabian Fights
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Aasif Mandvi realizes that the protesters outside the Egyptian embassy know nothing about how democracy really works.
02/02/2011
05:14

Rape Victim Abortion Funding
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Kristen Schaal doesn't think hard-earned tax dollars should go to women who have only been rape-ished.
02/02/2011
03:28

Mess O'Slightly-to-the-Left O'Potamia - Pro-Mubarak Demonstrators
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Spontaneous pro-Mubarak sentiment erupts from everyday Egyptians trained in the art of whip-based crowd control.
02/02/2011
00:27

Moment of Zen - Glenn Beck Warns of the World Imploding
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Glenn Beck warns that when the Marxists are combined with the radicals from Islam, the whole world starts to implode.
02/02/2011
00:52

Intro - Frozen Punxsutawney Phil
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Punxsutawney Phil determines how much longer this brutal winter will last.
02/02/2011
05:55

Matthew Perry
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Matthew Perry follows up his story about masturbating into some money with a favor to ask Jon.
02/02/2011
07:13

Mike Mullen
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Mike Mullen hopes the Egyptian crisis evolves peacefully so that the people end up with the government that they want.
02/03/2011
02:19

Intro - Justin Bieber and Jon Switch Bodies
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Jon wants to do something one last time before he switches bodies back with Justin Bieber.
02/03/2011
00:27

Moment of Zen - Moment of Bieber
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Justin Bieber plays the drums.
02/03/2011
04:56

Olbertunity Knocks
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Raising a Keith Olbermann replacement from scratch at Olberclone Farm is a human experiment that is as diabolical as it is genius.
02/03/2011
05:27

Jewish Speaker of Texas State House
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John Oliver celebrates a new high holiday with the people of Texas after a Jewish Republican is re-elected.
02/03/2011
04:57

Pyramid Scheme - World Reaction
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Following Egypt's liberation, Wyatt Cenac covers the American reaction, Sam Bee reports from al Qaeda's headquarters, and Jason Jones is inside Glenn Beck's brain.
02/14/2011
05:55

Edward Glaeser
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Edward Glaeser says cities play to mankind's ability to learn from each other face to face.
02/14/2011
01:14

Mess O'Slightly-to-the-Left O'Potamia - Mubarak Steps Down
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Journalists in Egypt face a daunting case of freedom herpes after Hosni Mubarak steps down.
02/14/2011
04:42

Mess O'Slightly-to-the-Left O'Potamia - Credit for Egypt's Uprising
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America supported Mubarak's repressive regime for 30 years because it was testing the people of Egypt.
02/14/2011
00:28

Moment of Zen - Call Glenn Beck Crazy
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Go to hell if you want to call Glenn Beck crazy.
02/14/2011
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