The Colbert Report
Better Know a District - Missouri's 3rd or 1st - Russ Carnahan
Season 8 E 132 • 08/02/2012
Missouri's Russ Carnahan deals with redistricting and verifies that he is not a genetically modified ear of corn in a suit.

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Exclusive - Better Know a District - Missouri's 3rd or 1st - Russ Carnahan
Stephen questions Congressman Russ Carnahan on Obamacare -- and whether it should be called Carnahan-care.
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The Colbert ReportS8 E132
Better Know a District - Missouri's 3rd or 1st - Russ Carnahan
Missouri's Russ Carnahan deals with redistricting and verifies that he is not a genetically modified ear of corn in a suit.
08/02/2012
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The Colbert ReportS8 E133
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Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day
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