The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Headlines - Mr. Right?

Season 5 • 01/10/2001

First find the acronym, then oppose John Ashcroft.

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01:14

Intro - 2001: A Space Odyssey
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Jon's New Year's Eve involved a monolith and some monkeys.
01/09/2001
03:07

Chavez Withdraws
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Stephen Colbert believes the middle-aged white men in George W. Bush's Cabinet are just tokens.
01/09/2001
02:02

This Just In - Start Thinking About Tomorrow
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With Bush's inauguration fast approaching, the Clintons prepare to move out of the White House.
01/09/2001
01:27

Recap - 1/10/01
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Jon is taking preventative measures in the event of an Attorney General John Ashcroft.
01/10/2001
05:03

Vitamin C
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Vitamin C discusses her role in "Dracula 2000" and being a vampire in her downtime.
01/10/2001
00:13

Moment of Zen - Stop the Vote
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Bill Clinton lashes out at George W. Bush and questions the legitimacy of his election victory.
01/10/2001
05:13

Down Town
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Stephen Colbert profiles an American small town on the brink of extinction.
01/10/2001
02:45

Back in Black - The Cabinet
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Lewis Black thinks Christine Todd Whitman's environmental policy will finally open America's sinuses.
01/10/2001
00:57

Intro - 1/10/01
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Jon warns the audience that even cute panda bears can attack without warning.
01/10/2001
00:55

Headlines - Linda Chavez
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President-elect Bush is uniquely saddened about the withdrawal of his Labor Secretary nominee Linda Chavez.
01/10/2001
02:12

Headlines - Mr. Right?
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A coalition of left-leaning groups is opposing the nomination of ultra-conservative Senator John Ashcroft to the position of Attorney General.
01/10/2001
00:10

Moment of Zen - Temptation Island
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Andy, the owner of a kayaking company, talks about the fun of Temptation Island.
01/11/2001
01:33

This Just In - 8 Million Ways to Diet
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Duchess of York Sarah Ferguson used Weight Watchers to shed pounds, unsightly prestige and credibility.
01/11/2001
00:30

Temptation Island Pt. 2
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Stephen Colbert reports from the women's side of Temptation Island where there are 12 male tempters.
01/11/2001
01:30

Intro - Citizenship
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Edwardo Stewarto is dead; only Jon Stewart remains.
01/11/2001
04:15

Slimming Down with Steve - Problem Areas
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Fat ass, butterball, fatty piece of crap -- these are some of the kinder ways of referring to the overweight.
01/11/2001
04:20

Julia Stiles
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Julia Stiles wanted to go to college to keep a perspective outside of Hollywood and go to frat parties.
01/11/2001
04:58

Headlines - Lord of the Spanish Flies
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"Temptation Island" employs the same sort of random scientific methodology that produced penicillin -- or at least the need for penicillin.
01/11/2001
01:13

Temptation Island Pt. 1
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Vance DeGeneres can't join the singles in Temptation Island's clothing optional hot tub until he's off the clock.
01/11/2001
00:17

Moment of Zen - Monkey Hump
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A small monkey humps Larry King's arm.
01/15/2001
03:36

Natural Porn Killer
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An interior designer feels gaudy furniture is ruining otherwise high quality man on man action.
01/15/2001
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