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Accidents Happen

Season 5 • 04/02/2001

All the recent U.S. military mishaps have been scripted, save the sub incident, that was just luck.

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01:05

Diddy's Got A Brand New Bag
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Stephen Colbert has exclusive information about the real reasons behind Puff Daddy/P. Diddy's name change.
03/29/2001
01:42

Train of Death
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A standoff between German protestors and authorities brings to mind the classic story of John Henry for Steve Carell.
03/29/2001
00:19

Next Week - Blind Marksman
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Steve Carell and Nancy Walls preview Miriam Tolan's blind marksman story for next week.
03/29/2001
00:09

Moment of Zen - Blue Yonder
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A still-shot of an American war plane taken before its wings fall off.
04/02/2001
02:31

Spy vs. Sky
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A crash landing by a U.S. spy plane on an island off the coast of China leaves the movie "Autumn in New York" as the only survivor.
04/02/2001
04:48

DeGeneres - The Golf War
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The government wages war on senior citizen golfers with powder puff bombs.
04/02/2001
01:19

Oh Stewardess
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If they were good boys on the American spy plane they would have gotten wings.
04/02/2001
00:40

Recap - 4/2/01
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U.S. Navy gets a new tagline.
04/02/2001
03:07

Ad Nauseam - Blackened Hearts
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The economy may be slowing, but America keeps on churning out celebrities at a record pace.
04/02/2001
04:46

Lisa Ling
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Lisa Ling believes that any man is a better man if they watch "The View."
04/02/2001
02:24

Accidents Happen
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The U.S. military plans to make the world safe for us by making it dangerous for everyone else.
04/02/2001
01:55

New Women's Magazine Alert
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Because of Rosie Magazine, the checkout line just got a lot more self-affirminger.
04/03/2001
00:14

Moment of Zen - Bush Walks to Podium
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President George W. Bush walks to a podium for a press conference, silly music plays.
04/03/2001
04:38

Amy Sedaris
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Amy Sedaris and Stephen Colbert have some history.
04/03/2001
02:46

U.S. Crewmen Held Prisoner
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24 United States airmen are still being held prisoner by the Chinese government.
04/03/2001
03:10

Dollars and Cents - Tax Cuts
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Can Bush's proposed tax cut stimulate the sagging U.S. economy?
04/03/2001
01:57

Headlines - Spy vs. Sky Pt. 2
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President George W. Bush demands that China return U.S. spy plane and its 24 member crew.
04/03/2001
00:42

Recap - 4/3/01
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China detains U.S. plane and its crew for a third day.
04/03/2001
04:12

A Shot in the Dark
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Carey McWilliams is a blind man who wants his gun rights upheld.
04/03/2001
01:12

Recap - 4/4/01
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If you'd like to know more on the health topics covered, visit your local library or just watch TV about stuff like that.
04/04/2001
01:53

You, Your Health & You - Focus: Reefer
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For centuries marijuana has been used as a remedy for the terminal disease known as "being alive."
04/04/2001
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