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Tikker Death Watch

Season 10 • 01/22/2014

The Tikker wristwatch helpfully predicts the exact moment of the wearer's death.

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07:30

cOlbert's Book Club - Michael Chabon & "A Farewell to Arms"
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"Telegraph Avenue" author Michael Chabon discusses Hemingway's innovative writing style and ponders the lack of sexy-time in "A Farewell to Arms."
01/21/2014
02:58

cOlbert's Book Club - Ernest Hemingway
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Stephen flaunts his gifts from Oprah before kicking off a thoughtful literary discussion on Ernest Hemingway.
01/21/2014
00:26

Sign Off - cOlbert's Book Club - Ernest Hemingway's "A Farewell to Arms"
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This installment of cOlbert's Book Club was very educational for Stephen.
01/21/2014
04:03

cOlbert's Book Club - Better Know a Hemingway
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Ernest Hemingway was a rugged man's man and legendary sportsman, but he spent the first six years of his life dressed as a girl.
01/21/2014
05:55

cOlbert's Book Club - Mariel Hemingway on Ernest Hemingway
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"Running With Nature" author Mariel Hemingway discusses the "Hemingway curse" and describes her grandfather's often-overlooked romantic side.
01/21/2014
06:01

Charles Duhigg
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"The Power of Habit" author Charles Duhigg explains how habits play a constant role in human behavior.
01/22/2014
00:35

Intro - 1/22/14
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America's nukes are in questionable hands, there's a new way to lead a fuller life, and Charles Duhigg discusses habits and human behavior.
01/22/2014
00:07

Sign Off - Mutt
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Stephen and his friend say goodnight.
01/22/2014
04:04

Mystery Doughnut on Mars
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An image from NASA's Opportunity rover reveals that Mars has doughnuts.
01/22/2014
06:42

Tip/Wag - Air Force, Dr. Keith Ablow & Westminster Dog Show
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Nuclear officers cheat on a proficiency exam, Fox News's Dr. Keith Ablow blames gun violence on "data rage," and mutts invade the Westminster Dog Show.
01/22/2014
03:29

Tikker Death Watch
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The Tikker wristwatch allows people to get a constant reminder that they're going to die.
01/22/2014
03:34

End of Net Neutrality - Tim Wu
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"The Master Switch" author Tim Wu makes the case for net neutrality, arguing that cable companies want to impose a toll on the Internet.
01/23/2014
03:13

End of Net Neutrality
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A federal court strikes down net neutrality rules, setting the stage for sweeping changes in how the Internet works.
01/23/2014
06:34

Patricia Churchland
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"Touching a Nerve" author Patricia Churchland explores ways that neuroscience can answer philosophical questions.
01/23/2014
03:23

Riots in the Ukraine
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Freedom is on the march in the Ukraine as rebels arm themselves with catapults and kitchen gear.
01/23/2014
00:06

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen says goodnight.
01/23/2014
04:07

China's Colbert Report Rip-Off
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China lovingly violates intellectual property rights with a bootleg version of The Report.
01/23/2014
05:32

Logo Restrictions for the Super Bowl
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Aggressive trademark protections from the NFL make the Super Bowl a game that must not be named.
01/27/2014
05:12

Nate Silver
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FiveThirtyEight Blog's Nate Silver explains his return to sports analysis at ESPN and shares his predictions for the 2014 Super Bowl.
01/27/2014
00:06

Sign Off - Grammy Award
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Stephen basks in his Grammy glory.
01/27/2014
04:29

Richard Sherman's Rant Fallout
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Seattle Seahawks's Richard Sherman faces racially-charged backlash after a post-game rant.
01/27/2014
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