The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Wafer Madness

Season 8 • 05/04/2004

Nigerian Cardinal Francis Arinze suggests psyching John Kerry out of communion.

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Good Koppel/Bad Koppel

A special edition of "Nightline" in which Ted Koppel reads the names of the U.S. soldiers killed in Iraq is barred from broadcast.
05/03/2004
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365 Days Later

One year ago, President Bush declared that major combat operations in Iraq were over and the U.S. had prevailed.
05/03/2004
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1/5 Amendment

Samantha Bee points out the important reasons to keep mini-bottles in the South Carolina Constitution.
05/03/2004
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Moment of Zen - Correspondents' Dinner

At the Correspondents' Dinner, President Bush is shown laughing.
05/03/2004
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Moment of Zen - True Terminators

Arnold Schwarzenegger tells troops that they are the true Terminators.
05/04/2004
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Headlines - A Few Bad Men

Baghdad's Abu Ghraib prison, a notorious torture pit under Saddam Hussein, didn't exactly become a Club Fedaian after it was taken over by U.S. troops.
05/04/2004
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John D'Oh

John Kerry faces criticism in his party about his commitment to minorities, so he goes on BET to clear it up.
05/04/2004
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No Message

Kerry's latest campaign theme is choices, values and nation.
05/04/2004
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Joe Wilson

For years, Jon Stewart has been saying that the public needs to know what Ambassador Joe Wilson's wife does.
05/04/2004
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Back in Black - Product Placement

The Kentucky Derby didn't want commercial messages tainting the nobility of gambling.
05/04/2004
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Wafer Madness

The Catholic Church, tired of coasting on the momentum of a child molestation scandal, is now turning its cannons on John Kerry and his pro-choice stance.
05/04/2004
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Deer Tick

Jon explains after the interview he didn't realize Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is over 800 feet tall.
05/05/2004
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Indecision 2004 - Ads

Both the George W. Bush and John Kerry teams launch major new television ad campaigns.
05/05/2004
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Moment of Zen - Big-Time Reporter

President Bush attacks John Kerry for telling a big-time reporter how he received endorsements from foreign leaders.
05/05/2004
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This Week in God - Burial Cloth

Italians find a second face on the burial cloth of Jesus Christ, an aboriginal woman curses the Australian prime minister, and faux mitzvahs are the latest trend.
05/05/2004
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Indecision 2004 - Road Trip

George W. Bush criticizes John Kerry for talking to a big-time reporter about accepting campaign endorsements from foreign leaders.
05/05/2004
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Spoiler Alert

Rob Corddry reports on the epidemic that will plague our college campuses every four years until Ralph Nader finally dies.
05/05/2004
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Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar talks to Jon about writing his WWII book after he found out a family friend had been part of the 761st Tank Battalion.
05/05/2004
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Great Moments in Punditry - Art Torres

Two children read a transcript of an argument between Art Torres and Sean Hannity on a "Hannity and Colmes" episode.
05/06/2004
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Moment of Zen - Donald Rumsfeld

Donald Rumsfeld believes there's a technical difference between abuse and torture.
05/06/2004
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Global Earthwatch - Wetlands

President Bush unveils his new Wetlands policy, the EPA finds salmon have high levels of toxins and the White Lion is the endangered species of the week.
05/06/2004
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