The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

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Season 13 • 12/04/2008

Congress won't bail out the people who make cars, just the people who make car loans.

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01:42

Planned Parenthood Gift Cards
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Jon already has his Christmas shopping done thanks to Planned Parenthood gift certificates.
12/03/2008
06:45

Arianna Huffington
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Arianna Huffington describes blogging as a first draft of history.
12/03/2008
00:12

Moment of Zen - Bush's Campaign for Change
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The only time George W. Bush didn't campaign for change was when he was running for re-election.
12/03/2008
04:34

Lame Duck Presidency
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John Hodgman informs Jon that both he and President Bush are lame ducks.
12/03/2008
00:19

Intro - The Huffington Post
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Arianna Huffington is the editor in chief of the Huffington Post -- nepotism.
12/03/2008
00:18

Intro - Frank Langella's Looks
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Jon wants Ron Howard to tell him if Frank Langella smells as good as he looks.
12/04/2008
06:38

Ron Howard
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Ron Howard and Jon talk about quirky Richard Nixon.
12/04/2008
00:15

Moment of Zen - No Assurances
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Gene Dodaro can't provide assurance that a $34 billion bailout will fix the auto industry.
12/04/2008
04:55

Paging Dr. Mandvi - Political Genes
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Dr. Aasif Mandvi attempts to cure the mysterious illness of liberalism.
12/04/2008
06:01

Clusterf#@k to the Poor House - Bean on a Plate Edition
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The heads of Ford, GM and Chrysler humbly drive to Washington to ask for more money.
12/04/2008
02:17

Autoerotic Explanation
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Wall Street lost $7 trillion without selling anything -- at least when Detroit loses money, we get cars.
12/04/2008
00:40

Daily/Colbert - Late Night Talk Show Bailout
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Stephen needs Jon to stand together with him on this late night talk show bailout.
12/08/2008
04:19

Provinces in Peril - Indecision Oh-Eh?
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Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper shuts Parliament down rather than facing a no-confidence vote from said Parliament.
12/08/2008
06:42

Matthew Alexander
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Matthew Alexander explains why torture is counterproductive in interrogating terrorists.
12/08/2008
00:29

Intro - Terrorist Interrogator
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Matthew Alexander is a pseudonym, and yet he'll be on television.
12/08/2008
03:41

Provinces in Peril
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Samantha Bee, John Oliver and Aasif Mandvi discuss Canada's dependence on Great Britain.
12/08/2008
00:10

Moment of Zen - Streisand & Bush
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George W. Bush kisses Barbra Streisand on the cheek.
12/08/2008
03:38

Clusterf#@k to the Poor House - Pres. Goofus and Pres. Gallant
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President Gallant unveils his stimulus package, while actual President Goofus unveils a portrait of himself.
12/08/2008
00:15

Intro - Gary Bauer Power Hour
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Mike Huckabee's show on Fox News airs after the "Gary Bauer Power Hour."
12/09/2008
00:13

Moment of Zen - Corrupt Illinois
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If Illinois isn't the most corrupt state, it's certainly one hell of a competitor.
12/09/2008
02:47

Rod Blagojevich Is a Jagoff
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Rod Blagojevich couldn't have made it any easier for the authorities to arrest him.
12/09/2008
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