The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

This Just In - Needles in Pen

Season 3 • 02/09/1999

A new prison program teaches inmates to crochet, reducing stress and increasing beatings.

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Melissa Gilbert
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Melissa Gilbert avoids the temptation of the poor man's Harry Hamlin and takes a quick shot at "Striptease."
02/08/1999
03:22

Our Lady of Lint
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Stacey Grenrock travels to Grandville, Michigan where Amy Greving is using dryer lint to make a sculpture of the Madonna.
02/08/1999
01:31

Headlines - Toy Meets World
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Jon reviews some of the highlights from the 76th annual American International Toy Fair, which will lodge in kids' throats by this Christmas.
02/09/1999
02:29

God Stuff - Violence
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John Bloom presents a montage of local televangelists who are packing more than just their bibles.
02/09/1999
01:07

Other News - Beer and Loathing
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Stroh's Brewing Company -- makers of the beer you bring out when you want your party to end -- has been purchased by its rivals.
02/09/1999
02:47

Understanding Jordan
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Jon answers viewers' emails asking about Jordan, using a map of the different types of crazy people in the Middle East and "The Daily Show's" Jew-o-meter.
02/09/1999
03:17

Everlasting Chiu
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Mo Rocca visits with Alex Chiu, inventor of devices that guarantee immortality, and asks him to explain his next project in 10 words or less.
02/09/1999
02:26

Headlines - Award Is Hell
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With the Academy Award nominations released over the weekend, Jon takes a look at the winners (Saving Private Ryan, Shakespeare In Love) and losers (Kevin Spacey).
02/09/1999
00:10

Moment of Zen - Crocheting Behind Bars
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A Rochester, MN inmate crochets.
02/09/1999
04:43

Brendan Fraser
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Brendan Fraser and Jon compare Dudley Do-Right impressions.
02/09/1999
01:20

This Just In - Needles in Pen
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A new prison program teaches inmates to crochet, a program that no doubt reduces prison stress and increases prison beatings.
02/09/1999
01:43

Other News - Purple Pee-Pee Eater
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Jerry Falwell claims Tinky-Winky's purple gay-pride color, high voice, triangle antenna and purse all intentionally symbolize the gay lifestyle.
02/10/1999
03:46

Speed 3: End of the Line
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Vance DeGeneres visits a San Francisco neighborhood where runaway buses are its biggest concern.
02/10/1999
01:12

This Just In - Yes Means No
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Women's sexual problems include the inability to have an orgasm, while men's problems include a lack of interest in women's inability to have an orgasm.
02/10/1999
00:20

Recap - 2/10/99
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The "Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue" is out, Tinky-Winky may be gay and Becky the Pointer has the taco salad.
02/10/1999
02:17

Back in Black - Valentine's Day
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Lewis Black complains about Valentine's Day -- the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone.
02/10/1999
01:29

A Quick Word of Advice - Tinky-Winky
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If Tinky-Winky is here and queer, Jon's okay with it. Although the TV in the stomach is a little faggy.
02/10/1999
01:50

Headlines - Spurts Illustrated
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Red-blooded American males and their lesbian drinking pals race to the newsstands to pick up their copy of the annual "Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue."
02/10/1999
00:12

Moment of Zen - Teletubbies
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A party blower tickles Tinky-Winky as he bends over.
02/10/1999
04:16

Pamela Anderson Lee, Molly Culver & Natalie Raitano
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Pamela Anderson Lee, Molly Culver and Natalie Raitano play bodyguards on their new show.
02/10/1999
01:42

Headlines - Doggy Style
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At the Westminster Dog Show, owners fight to prevent the one thing on every dog's mind -- lurid public sex.
02/10/1999
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