The Colbert Report
Intro - 2/2/11
Season 7 • 02/02/2011
Egypt in crisis -- America must break its dependency on foreign turmoil.
The Colbert ReportS7 Wal-Mart Collaborates With Obama Administration - Leslie Dach
Leslie Dach confirms the ugly rumors that Wal-Mart is collaborating with the Obama administration to sell fruits and vegetables at a lower price.
The Colbert ReportS7 Thought for Food - Nestle Corporation
Thanks to the Nestle Corporation, nearly a third of Americans will never get the chance to be obese.
The Colbert ReportS7 Michael Lewis
Michael Lewis explains how Wall Street got so good at disguising bad loans that they bought some for themselves.
The Colbert ReportS7 Thought for Food - Wyngz & Wal-Mart
DiGiorno packages wyngz, and Wal-Mart helps Michelle Obama in her socialist scheme to end childhood obesity.
The Colbert ReportS7 Tip/Wag - British Superman & Big Flats Beer
A British actor is cast as the next Superman, and Walgreens offers a discount beer for 50 cents a can.
The Colbert ReportS7 Crisis in Egypt
Christiane Aman-purr must decide whether Egypt's revolution is a democratic uprising or an Islamic power grab.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Christiane Aman-purr & Big Flats Beer
Stephen signs off with Christiane Aman-purr and a can of Big Flats beer.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sean Dorrance Kelly
Sean Dorrance Kelly believes that we've lost the notion of what's sacred in our existence.
The Colbert ReportS7 Bing Gets Served
The tech world is rocked as Google catches Bing in the act of copying its search results.
The Colbert ReportS7 Cairo Turns Into the Jersey Shore
Cairo turns into the "Jersey Shore" as pro-Mubarak supporters punch Anderson Cooper in the head.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 2/2/11
America must break its dependency on foreign turmoil, and Sean Kelly has a new book about classic literature.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sport Report - Super Bowl Edition
Stephen will not be satisfied unless the Reagan tribute at the Super Bowl takes up the full halftime show and the third quarter.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 2/3/11
Stephen has a strong feeling about which two teams are going to play in the Super Bowl and talks to Jane McGonigal about video games.
The Colbert ReportS7 Crisis in Egypt - Anderson Cooper & Bill O'Reilly
The Egyptian people ask Anderson Cooper to step down, and Bill O'Reilly believes God is the answer to everything.
The Colbert ReportS7 Jane McGonigal
Jane McGonigal says 10 years of scientific research show that playing video games is actually the most productive thing we can do.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Newest Member of the Colbert Nation
Matthew Arthur Long is a bouncing baby boy, or he will be when he gets that infant bungee cord Stephen sent over.
The Colbert ReportS7 Affirmative Reaction
Governor John Kasich stirs the passions of Ohio's black community by appointing an all-white cabinet.
The Colbert ReportS7 James Murphy of LCD Soundsystem
James Murphy explains why he's walking away from fame in his last TV appearance as LCD Soundsystem.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 2/14/11
Hosni Mubarak steps down onto a pillowy mound of money, Stephen profiles a new Enemy Within, and LCD Soundsystem performs.
The Colbert ReportS7 The Enemy Within - Toddler Edition
By allowing a four-year-old to be sued, a New York judge breaks new ground in the fight against tiny tot tyranny.
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