The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Quit It!

Season 13 • 06/26/2008

John Hodgman says John McCain and President Bush are on their way to recovery from their addictions.

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00:12

Moment of Zen - Drum Lesson
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Tommy Lee teaches Larry King how to play the drums.
06/24/2008
06:58

James Harding
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The Times of London Editor James Harding tells Jon there's a feeling of excitement in Europe over this presidential election.
06/24/2008
05:29

Indecision 2008 - Obama and McCain Reach Out
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Barack Obama tries to reach the working-class, non-Muslim white women who love America, while John McCain has to appeal to the youth vote.
06/24/2008
03:03

Hot XXIX Action
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While most host cities for the Olympics might be putting finishing touches on the soccer stadium, Beijing is rendering its atmosphere hospitable to human life.
06/25/2008
04:09

Baracknophobia - James Dobson
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James Dobson accuses Barack Obama of distorting the traditional understanding of the Bible to fit his own worldview.
06/25/2008
03:33

Be Patient This Gets Amazing - EPA E-Mail
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The Bush administration gets the EPA to rewrite their policy on greenhouse gases by not opening the e-mail.
06/25/2008
00:13

Moment of Zen - Fireworks Safety Mannequin
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In Memoriam -- Fireworks Safety Mannequin -- 6/24/08 - 6/26/08.
06/26/2008
05:18

Still President - North Korea
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North Korea is downgraded from part of the axis of evil to a slightly less menacing category.
06/26/2008
07:21

Ted Koppel
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Jon asks Ted Koppel if America should let China win at the Olympics so they won't raise the price of stretch pants.
06/26/2008
03:45

News at the Gym
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Jason Jones reports on the volume and context-free images from the muted TV set at the gym.
06/26/2008
03:30

Quit It!
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John Hodgman addresses President Bush's addiction to oil and John McCain's addiction to being president.
06/26/2008
01:42

Shahab-3
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It turns out Iran only launched three long-range, possibly nuclear-capable missiles.
07/14/2008
05:47

Andrew Ward
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Andrew Ward discusses the rich and infuriating slaves' accounts of the Civil War.
07/14/2008
02:48

Photoshop of Horrors
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John Oliver proves there is no doubt that Iran possesses the ability to Photoshop images.
07/14/2008
01:08

Daily/Colbert - Diarrhea
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While Stephen was watching the sunset from his catamaran, Jon was hooked up to an IV replenishing fluids.
07/14/2008
08:20

Indecision 2008 - Surrogates
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The presidential candidates release their surrogates and Jesse Jackson shares his secret wish.
07/14/2008
00:13

Moment of Zen - Carly Fiorina
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Carly Fiorina tells Tom Brokaw that Americans are focused on what the candidates are saying, not the surrogates.
07/14/2008
06:34

Pierce Brosnan
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Pierce Brosnan tells Jon the worst place he's ever lived.
07/15/2008
05:39

Obama Cartoon
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Barack Obama should in no way be upset about the cartoon that depicts him as a Muslim extremist, because you know who gets upset about cartoons? Muslim extremists.
07/15/2008
03:40

Headlines - Terrorist Watch List
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We reach an exciting milestone in the war on terror as the terrorist watch list adds its one-millionth name.
07/15/2008
00:14

Moment of Zen - The New Yorker Cover
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Gretchen Carlson wonders how many little things we're not seeing on the cover of The New Yorker.
07/15/2008
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