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Moment of Zen - Lance Armstrong's Drug of Choice

Season 18 • 01/15/2013

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05:24

Jon Stewart's Seventh Inning Kvetch
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Cooperstown snubs suspected steroid users, and the Best F#@king News Team Ever discovers that former players aren't taking the news so well.
01/10/2013
05:41

Roger Waters
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Roger Waters talks future Pink Floyd tours and his charitable work, all while avoiding projectile vomiting.
01/14/2013
04:00

Paul Krugman & the Trillion-Dollar Coin
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Nobel laureate economist Paul Krugman takes aim at Jon's recent analysis of the trillion-dollar coin.
01/14/2013
05:59

Investigating Investigative Journalism
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John Oliver discovers that pretend news is the media's sole remaining home for intrepid investigative journalists.
01/14/2013
00:18

Moment of Zen - Recreational Medical Marijuana
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Miss Iowa argues for selective marijuana legalization.
01/14/2013
04:53

Zero Dark Appointees
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Jessica Williams reveals President Obama's second-term plan to restore the traditional America that first-term Obama worked so hard to destroy.
01/14/2013
04:07

Paging Dr. Mandvi - Lance Armstrong
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Aasif Mandvi explains how Lance Armstrong's inherent unethical ability only partially explains his incredible lying endurance.
01/15/2013
04:25

The Silence of the Clarence
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Justice Clarence Thomas breaks a self-imposed seven-year silence to take a four-word jab at the Ivy League.
01/15/2013
07:04

Bob Schieffer
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Bob Schieffer remembers Richard Nixon's first inauguration and weighs in on the national gun debate.
01/15/2013
05:06

Mr. Fibb
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You can beat testicular cancer. You can win the Tour de France. But you can't win the Tour de France seven times after beating testicular cancer.
01/15/2013
00:15

Moment of Zen - Lance Armstrong's Drug of Choice
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Lance Armstrong has strong words for his doubters.
01/15/2013
02:57

Thanks for Nothing, D*#k Trippers
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In the wake of Hurricane Sandy, a number of conveniently unaffected House Republicans believe it's time for the rules governing disaster relief to change.
01/16/2013
05:43

There Goes the Boom - ATF
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An amendment limiting the law enforcement powers of the ATF couldn't be worse if the NRA wrote it themselves -- which it did.
01/16/2013
00:12

Moment of Zen - Dancing Cop
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A Rhode Island police officer directs traffic in his own way.
01/16/2013
05:53

Jessica Chastain
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Jessica Chastain explains why Kathryn Bigelow and the creators of "Zero Dark Thirty" decided not to work hand-in-hand with the American government.
01/16/2013
06:08

There Goes the Boom
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President Obama proposes gun legislation, the NRA goes avant-garde, and the ATF searches for a full-time director.
01/16/2013
05:00

Grand Theft Semi-Auto
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President Obama rips the Constitution to pieces by decreeing 23 reasonable limits on assault weapons and high-capacity magazines.
01/17/2013
06:02

Lena Dunham
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Lena Dunham describes her artistic process, admits her lack of Golden Globes media training, and hopes for a third season of "Girls."
01/17/2013
05:39

Grand Theft Semi-Auto - Coming for Your Guns
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President Obama issues executive orders aimed at controlling assault weapons, and gun rights activists confuse tyranny with the unpleasant sensation of losing elections.
01/17/2013
00:16

Moment of Zen - Death Star Petition
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The White House points out a flaw in the Death Star-based economic model.
01/17/2013
03:39

War of Petition
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Americans would use a grand experiment in direct democracy to deport Piers Morgan, secede from the Union, and build a Death Star.
01/17/2013
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