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Season 2 E 9 • 03/17/2004

Dave receives life-changing news from Oprah and imagines being a juror on high-profile court cases, and Wyclef Jean performs.

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Chappelle's Show

Piss on You & The World's Greatest Wars

Paul Mooney answers questions from people on the street, a pair of shoes ignites one of America's long-forgotten wars, Dave reimagines "Deep Impact," and GZA performs.

Make-A-Wish & Fisticuff

Technical difficulties inadvertently launch Fisticuff's rap career, Dave finds himself in a ruthless video game battle with an ill child, and De La Soul performs.

O'Dweeds & Trading Spouses

Dave brings street basketball moves to other sports and finds out what happens when families take part in "Trading Spouses," and Blackstar performs.

Samuel Jackson Beer & Racial Draft

Dave debuts Samuel L. Jackson's beer, improves boring situations with slow motion and reveals major upsets in "The Racial Draft."

Negrodamus & The Niggar Family

Calvin discovers the realities of working in a fast-food restaurant, mystic Negrodamus answers life's greatest mysteries, Dave introduces Black Gallagher, and DMX performs.

White People Can't Dance & The Three Daves

Dave joins John Mayer to test a theory that white people can't resist guitar riffs, then looks at how he's changed through the years.

The Love Contract & True Hollywood Stories: Rick James

Charlie Murphy tells the story of his feud with habitual line-stepper Rick James, and Ludacris performs.

True Hollywood Stories: Prince & Red Balls Energy Drink

Negrodamus reveals the answers to life's great mysteries, Charlie Murphy tells the story of going toe to toe with Prince in a basketball game, and CeeLo performs.

World Series of Dice & Mooney on Movies

Paul Mooney breaks down "Gone with the Wind," "Barbershop" and "The Last Samurai," the Marcy Projects hosts a dice shooting contest, and Kanye West and Common perform.

I Know Black People & Keeping It Real Goes Wrong

Dave tests gameshow contestants on their knowledge of African-American culture, and Erykah Badu performs.

Oprah's Baby Daddy & Jury Duty

Dave receives life-changing news from Oprah and imagines being a juror on high-profile court cases, and Wyclef Jean performs.

Kneehigh Park & Making da Band

Sean "P. Diddy" Combs sends reality show contestants on errands around New York, Dave and Q-Tip offer kids life lessons with the help of puppets, and Snoop Dogg performs.

Mandela Boot Camp & The Time Haters

Dave looks back on unaired sketches, including Nelson Mandela's boot camp for troubled teens and time-traveling player haters, and Kanye West, Mos Def and Freeway perform.

Wayne Brady & Tyrone Biggums's Fear Factor

Tyrone Biggums competes on "Fear Factor," and a night out with Wayne Brady turns disastrous for Dave.

Lil Jon on Lil Jon & Black Bush

Lil Jon receives shocking news from Oprah, President Black Bush makes his case for going to war with Iraq, and Big Boi performs.

04/14/2004