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Crank Yankers

Season 2 E 9 • 04/29/2003

Elmer wants to book a gay cruise, and Danny speaks with a rabbi about Judaism.

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Crank Yankers

Jimmy Kimmel & Adam Corolla

Bobby Fletcher looks for work at an auto shop, Hadassah makes a call on behalf of the Department of Waste Management, and Birchum gets an estimate on a moving job.

Tracy Morgan & Dane Cook

Elmer complains about a deliveryman, Dane Cook orders some books from the local library, and Tony DeLoge reaches out to a retirement home.

Jimmy Kimmel & Sarah Silverman

Elmer calls about anal beads, and Jimmy's son has problems with soap.

Wanda Sykes & Robert Schimmel

Spoonie Luv looks into karate, and Terrence rents a candy store for Rosie O'Donnell.

Snoop Dogg & Kevin Nealon

Snoop Dogg wants to be a senator, and Little Kevin asks a librarian for a definition.

Jeff Garlin & Gilbert Gottfried

George Zucco has a testicular problem, and Terrence plans a paintball outing.

Fred Armisen & Kevin Nealon

Hadassah complains about a perfume rash on her vagina, and Birchum reports an alien abduction.

Wanda Sykes & Bobcat Goldthwait

Gladys gets glued to a toilet seat, and Niles Standish wants to be a cowboy.

Tracy Morgan & Michael Ian Black

Birchum needs swimming lessons for his twins, and Elmer complains to a park ranger.

Adam Carolla & Dr. Drew Pinsky

Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew talk hip hop, and Tony Deloge needs campaign advice.

Jimmy Kimmel & Lisa Kushell

Elmer wants to book a gay cruise, and Danny speaks with a rabbi about Judaism.

Tracy Morgan & Fred Armisen

Chip thanks a building supplies store, and Spoonie Luv needs driving lessons.

Jeff Goldblum & Fred Armisen

Terrence plans a J.K. Rowling appearance with minimum public interaction, a florist winds up breaking some bad news, and Birchum gives a lesson in sinkhole safety.

Kevin Nealon & Jordan Rubin

Wanda Sykes tries to arrange a conjugal visit, Bobby looks to adopt a dog that will help him meet women, and Niles plans unconventional nuptials.

Jimmy Kimmel & Gilbert Gottfried

Elmer gets stuck in his adjustable bed, Seth MacFarlane tries to send a telegram to a high school rival, and Gilbert Gottfried arranges a murder-mystery party for his wife.

David Alan Grier & Super Dave Osborne

Terrence tries to find a stalker for George Wendt, Birchum tries to arrange a combination funeral-fishing trip, and a woman experiences a sexual haunting.

Robert Smigel & Adam Carolla

Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew spice up a "Loveline" caller's story, a house sitter tries to find work after a "mishap," and Wanda Sykes wants more realistic mannequins.

David Alan Grier & Jeff Garlin

A woman seeks a short-term car rental, a customer calls to check on the photos she's had developed, and a hotel concierge gives an unwanted wake-up call.

Jimmy Kimmel & Adam Carolla

Birchum applies for a mall Santa job, a 1940s-style detective has some complaints for a gay bar, and Wanda Sykes wants a children's toy taken off shelves.

Bob Odenkirk & Fred Armisen

Niles seeks a personal trainer for a dangerous form of exercise, Terrence orders some cowboy boots for Hall & Oates, and a woman seeks discounted gynecological care.

Jim Florentine & Kathy Griffin

A woman receives a musical message from a mysterious friend, a delivery guy tries to drop off 200 pounds of scallops, and Kathy Griffin seeks plastic surgery for her daughter.

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