Season 1 E 1 • 02/11/2009

Demetri has trouble mustering the necessary anger for a breakup, time traveling for noble purposes and measuring his hobo-ness.

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Timing

Demetri has trouble mustering the necessary anger for a breakup, time traveling for noble purposes and measuring his hobo-ness.

02/11/2009

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Power

Demetri ponders the nature of power, proves that bird ownership is arrogant and introduces The Revenger.

02/18/2009

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Brains

Demetri does away with traditional neuroscience and phrenology as he digs into brains.

02/25/2009

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Chairs

Demetri considers the many mysteries surrounding chairs.

03/04/2009

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Safety

Demetri's safety tips: Employ scented candles as a fire alarm, use pubic hair for home security, and maintain a healthy fear of pinatas.

03/11/2009

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Coolness

Demetri is too cool for clear pants, but he still needs professional help before a date.

03/18/2009

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Games

Demetri trades in fun, games and audience threats while reimagining pro sports as animal duels.

03/25/2009

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Attention

Comedic dogs and patients who deliver toasts while handing doctors their urine samples need attention, just like Demetri.

02/04/2010

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Ability

Demetri finds that people with special abilities -- unicyclists, amateur midwives and people who can simultaneously laugh and pee -- are in short supply.

02/11/2010

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Strategy test

Demetri knows that a man is only as good as his plan, so he explores the best strategy for seduction, suing your neighbor over a fence and reacting to alien life.

02/18/2010

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Money

Demetri finds there's more than one way to acquire wealth since it's not enough to be born with a silver spoon in your mouth -- sometimes you gotta shave a snake.

02/25/2010