The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

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Season 11 • 06/12/2006

These days when you squeeze the pump, it's more like the pump is squeezing you.

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World Cup 2006

Soccer is the biggest sport in the world: in 2002, the World Cup final was watched by 85 trillion people. Really.
06/08/2006
02:19

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Zarqawi Killed

Zarqawi and seven of his men were killed. Nearly 600 virgins will be needed. It's a bad day to be a virgin wrangler in Muslim heaven.
06/08/2006
00:59

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Daily/Colbert - Stephen's Baby

If Angelina Jolie and Stephen Colbert have a baby boy, they'll name him Gettysburg.
06/08/2006
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Mess O'Potamia - Much Abu About Nothing

An autopsy reveals new information about the circumstances of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi's death.
06/12/2006
02:31

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Peace Corpse

Jason Jones talks about the success story of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi's replacement.
06/12/2006
00:53

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Daily/Colbert - Radio Promo

Stephen Colbert records a radio promo while telling Jon what's coming up.
06/12/2006
01:47

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Intro - 2006 World Cup

The United States soccer team loses to the Czech Republic in the 2006 World Cup.
06/12/2006
05:22

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Thomas Friedman

Thomas Friedman tells Jon about solar and wind energy alternatives.
06/12/2006
00:21

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Moment of Zen - Dow Points

A Fox News reporter summarizes the Dow on the days when the Saddam Hussein statue fell, Uday and Qusay Hussein were killed and Saddam was captured.
06/12/2006
01:04

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al-Zarqawi's Lungs

The United States government has been extremely careful to shield Americans from the gruesome costs of war, but they're not so discreet with the death of al-Zarqawi.
06/12/2006
05:04

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Grand Heft Auto

Rob Corddry reports on how Americans may be part of the high gas price problem.
06/12/2006
02:30

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Just Visiting

Rob Corddry reports on President George W. Bush's surprise five hour visit to Baghdad.
06/13/2006
05:24

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Guantanamo Bay - Tough Cell

Three Guantanamo Bay detainees commit suicide on the same night, right after a visit from Bill O'Reilly.
06/13/2006
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Intro - Karl Rove Not Going to Prison

Karl Rove will not be charged with the CIA agent leak; the crowd boos.
06/13/2006
00:22

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Moment of Zen - Fox News

A Fox News anchorman comments on footage of President George W. Bush and Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri Al-Maliki shaking hands.
06/13/2006
02:11

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Brown's Comments U.N.-Forgivable?

The U.N. criticizes the United States for not keeping up with its responsibilities and calms U.S. Ambassador John Bolton down with herring.
06/13/2006
07:37

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Ken Mehlman

Jon Stewart interviews Ken Mehlman, Chairman of the Republican National Committee, about the administration's lack of credibility.
06/13/2006
00:48

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Moment of Zen - Bouncing Bear

A bear stuck in a tree gets down via trampoline.
06/14/2006
02:13

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Daryl Hannah in a Tree

"They are going to forcibly remove actress Daryl Hannah from the walnut tree" is not a sentence you hear a lot.
06/14/2006
06:50

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Tim Russert

Tim Russert discusses the judgments made in the days leading up to the war in Iraq.
06/14/2006
03:25

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Flag Hag

President George W. Bush met with the Iraqi Prime Minister in Baghdad and looked into his soul.
06/14/2006
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