The Colbert Report
The Word - Profiles In Timing
Season 3 • 06/28/2007
Perfect timing for an anti-war speech -- when it won't stop the war.
Tom BlantonThe Colbert ReportS3
Professional tattle-tale Tom Blanton explains to Stephen why the Freedom of Information Act is so important and what freedom is all about.
Daniel GilbertThe Colbert ReportS3
Daniel Gilbert talks about his new book and tells Stephen that money doesn't buy happiness, kids are a pain in the ass and marriage and religion will make you happy.
Four Horsemen of the A-Pop-Calypse - ShaqThe Colbert ReportS3
Shaquille O'Neal sells-out fast-food marketing, Sinead O'Connor still hates Jesus, Harry Potter spoilers aren't so bad and the Transformers movie is not trustworthy.
Intro - 6/27/07The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen tells the CIA how to get blood out of their clothing, tries to figure out the secrets of Harry Potter's tricks and makes author Daniel Gilbert unhappy.
Sign Off - Going on VacationThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen's going on vacation for two weeks, but don't get too depressed -- think of the reruns as me-runs.
Colbert Platinum - Luxury Car WrecksThe Colbert ReportS3
All right, billionaires, put down your diamond-encrusted diamond encruster and tune into the latest edition of Colbert Platinum.
Civil Unrest in IranThe Colbert ReportS3
The Iranian government began rationing gas to its citizens, causing long lines and riots. This is fantastic news -- Iran today is like America in the 1970s.
Intro - 6/28/07The Colbert ReportS3
Tonight: A Republican senator turns against the war, a segment for high-income viewers, and Stephen shows guest Doug Bailey his centrist finger.
Doug BaileyThe Colbert ReportS3
Doug Bailey's Unity '08 party is trying to draft candidates by popular demand, including Michael Bloomberg, Tom Brokaw, and Stephen.
Spot the DifferenceThe Colbert ReportS3
The New York Times ran two identical pictures of 10 Downing Street, one with Tony Blair's departure and one with Gordon Brown's arrival. Stephen plays "Spot the Difference."
The Word - Profiles In TimingThe Colbert ReportS3
Now that his anti-war speech won't lead to any action, Senator Richard Lugar is selling the president out.
Intro - 6/14/07The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen discusses gays in the military and how to save money on your summer vacation, and interviews Daniel Smith.
Sign Off - The Land of NodThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen is off to the Land of Nod, a nearby Indian nation with casino gambling and bars that close at six a.m.
Stephen BenjaminThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen Benjamin doesn't offer Congress any better ideas on how to route gays out of the military.
Daniel B. SmithThe Colbert ReportS3
Moses and Socrates are just a couple of the famous people in history who have heard voices in their heads.
Fred Thompson on FireThe Colbert ReportS3
Fred Thompson never wanted the job of president, but he'd take it.
Bears & Balls - Summer Vacation EditionThe Colbert ReportS3
As a souvenir of your trip to Zimbabwe, you might consider buying Zimbabwe.
Sign Off - Take FiveThe Colbert ReportS3
The episode is running long, but Stephen has the answer -- push midnight back by five minutes.
Difference Makers - Johnna MinkThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen was voted "Least Misogynistic" by his men's-only country club, and that's why pole dancing instructor Johnna Mink is this week's Difference Maker.
Intro - 7/16/07The Colbert ReportS3
Gays are boosting property values, Stephen compliments the ladies, and Senator Ben Nelson has a plan for Iraq.
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