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Season 3 • 06/28/2007

Doug Bailey's Unity '08 party is drafting candidates by popular demand, including Stephen

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06:09

Tom Blanton
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Professional tattle-tale Tom Blanton explains to Stephen why the Freedom of Information Act is so important and what freedom is all about.
06/27/2007
05:54

Daniel Gilbert
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Daniel Gilbert talks about his new book and tells Stephen that money doesn't buy happiness, kids are a pain in the ass and marriage and religion will make you happy.
06/27/2007
05:28

Four Horsemen of the A-Pop-Calypse - Shaq
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Shaquille O'Neal sells-out fast-food marketing, Sinead O'Connor still hates Jesus, Harry Potter spoilers aren't so bad and the Transformers movie is not trustworthy.
06/27/2007
00:30

Intro - 6/27/07
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Stephen tells the CIA how to get blood out of their clothing, tries to figure out the secrets of Harry Potter's tricks and makes author Daniel Gilbert unhappy.
06/27/2007
00:16

Sign Off - Going on Vacation
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Stephen's going on vacation for two weeks, but don't get too depressed -- think of the reruns as me-runs.
06/28/2007
04:44

Colbert Platinum - Luxury Car Wrecks
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All right, billionaires, put down your diamond-encrusted diamond encruster and tune into the latest edition of Colbert Platinum.
06/28/2007
02:59

Civil Unrest in Iran
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The Iranian government began rationing gas to its citizens, causing long lines and riots. This is fantastic news -- Iran today is like America in the 1970s.
06/28/2007
00:34

Intro - 6/28/07
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Tonight: A Republican senator turns against the war, a segment for high-income viewers, and Stephen shows guest Doug Bailey his centrist finger.
06/28/2007
01:45

Spot the Difference
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The New York Times ran two identical pictures of 10 Downing Street, one with Tony Blair's departure and one with Gordon Brown's arrival. Stephen plays "Spot the Difference."
06/28/2007
03:28

The Word - Profiles In Timing
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Now that his anti-war speech won't lead to any action, Senator Richard Lugar is selling the president out.
06/28/2007
05:28

Doug Bailey
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Doug Bailey's Unity '08 party is trying to draft candidates by popular demand, including Michael Bloomberg, Tom Brokaw, and Stephen.
06/28/2007
00:30

Intro - 6/14/07
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Stephen discusses gays in the military and how to save money on your summer vacation, and interviews Daniel Smith.
07/14/2007
00:10

Sign Off - The Land of Nod
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Stephen is off to the Land of Nod, a nearby Indian nation with casino gambling and bars that close at six a.m.
07/14/2007
05:13

Stephen Benjamin
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Stephen Benjamin doesn't offer Congress any better ideas on how to route gays out of the military.
07/14/2007
05:41

Daniel B. Smith
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Moses and Socrates are just a couple of the famous people in history who have heard voices in their heads.
07/14/2007
02:34

Fred Thompson on Fire
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Fred Thompson never wanted the job of president, but he'd take it.
07/14/2007
04:44

Bears & Balls - Summer Vacation Edition
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As a souvenir of your trip to Zimbabwe, you might consider buying Zimbabwe.
07/14/2007
00:15

Sign Off - Take Five
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The episode is running long, but Stephen has the answer -- push midnight back by five minutes.
07/16/2007
04:20

Difference Makers - Johnna Mink
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Stephen was voted "Least Misogynistic" by his men's-only country club, and that's why pole dancing instructor Johnna Mink is this week's Difference Maker.
07/16/2007
00:34

Intro - 7/16/07
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Gays are boosting property values, Stephen compliments the ladies, and Senator Ben Nelson has a plan for Iraq.
07/16/2007
06:08

Ben Nelson
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Senator Ben Nelson says you can call the conflict in Iraq "sectarian violence" if you wish to. Stephen wishes to.
07/16/2007
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