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Season 12 • 10/31/2007

Jon humbly admits he wants to be David Wright, third baseman for the NY Mets.

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00:16

Moment of Zen - Condi for President
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A second grade girl thinks Condoleezza Rice would make a good President.
10/30/2007
03:05

The House of Wax
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Condi Rice enters the House Committee of Henry Waxman protected by her unaccountability amulet.
10/30/2007
03:58

Martin - The SAT
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Demetri Martin shows the latest "advances" in standardized test prep.
10/30/2007
06:53

Valerie Plame Wilson
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The CIA redacted former spy Valerie Plame Wilson’s book - including the part about breast feeding.
10/30/2007
00:54

Daily/Colbert - No Media
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Sometimes Colbert just needs "Stephen Time" far away from the pressures of campaigning.
10/30/2007
04:27

Wives Debate
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Maria Shriver assembles a View rip-off of presidential candidates' wives and wonders why they're relevant.
10/30/2007
00:16

Moment of Zen - Candle Danger
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If you have a problem like burning costumes, get your kid out immediately.
10/31/2007
02:15

Halloween Costumes
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For once Jon agreed with Fox & Friends, but they soon took a turn to crazy-town.
10/31/2007
04:54

Cupcakes
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Dr. Rob Riggle investigates the number one frosted killer of our children.
10/31/2007
06:06

MSNBC Democratic Debate
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Everyone who's not Barack Obama took turns at attacking Hillary Clinton.
10/31/2007
05:45

David Wright
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Jon humbly admits he wants to be David Wright, third baseman for the NY Mets.
10/31/2007
03:46

Mandvi - Hearts & Minds Update
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Aasif Mandvi gives us an update on Arabic and Islamic opinions of America in the wake of Karen Hughes.
11/01/2007
01:59

Riggle - Shock the Conscience
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Rob Riggle tells Jon the horrors that he survived during his Marine Corps training.
11/01/2007
00:15

Moment of Zen - Torture
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John McCain reports the Wide World of Torture on ABC news.
11/01/2007
04:41

The Strife Aquatic
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Jon explains how torture such as waterboarding sounds so much more fun than simulated drowning.
11/01/2007
00:52

Double Walk of Shame
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Halloween doesn't really begin for Jon until the morning after.
11/01/2007
07:54

Jerry Seinfeld
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Now that he's finished working on Bee Movie, Jerry Seinfeld might shoot one more scene for "Seinfeld."
11/01/2007
00:08

Moment of Zen - On Strike
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Picketers circle The Daily Show studios.
01/07/2008
04:17

Ron Seeber Pt. 1
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Cornell University's expert on conflict resolution gives his two cents on residuals and where both sides of the writers' strike stand.
01/07/2008
01:45

Introducing A Daily Show
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In light of the WGA writers' strike, Jon announces a different kind of show.
01/07/2008
01:20

Daily/Colbert - Strike Shredder
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A solidarity-bearded Stephen accuses Jon of possible writers' strike-breaking activity.
01/07/2008
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