The Colbert Report

Intro - 1/25/11

Season 7 • 01/25/2011

Stephen looks at Congressional name-calling and asks what motivates these poo-poo jerk butts.

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00:45

The Colbert ReportS7
Sign Off - Keith Olbermug

Stephen puts Keith Olbermug inside Bill O'Reilly's microwave oven so they can fight it out.
01/24/2011
05:41

The Colbert ReportS7
Stephen Rejects Keith Olbermann's Power

Keith Olbermann's essence is deflected into a coffee cup after Stephen's body rejects his power like a pompous kidney.
01/24/2011
05:59

The Colbert ReportS7
Charlie Rose

Charlie Rose admits that he rarely sits down for interviews himself because he has nothing to say.
01/24/2011
03:31

The Colbert ReportS7
Art Stephen Up Challenge - Banksy

Stephen announces the secret identity of Banksy, admits to posing nude in college and reveals another portrait above his mantel.
01/24/2011
04:00

The Colbert ReportS7
The Word - Coverage of Denial

The House Republicans' vote to repeal Obamacare is a symbolic gesture, but they don't let reality push them around.
01/24/2011
04:26

The Colbert ReportS7
Nazi-ometer

For anyone else who wants to demonize a political opponent, Stephen has a chart of Nazis in descending order of Naziness.
01/25/2011
03:21

The Colbert ReportS7
The "Battle Hymn of the Tiger Mother" Controversy

Amy Chua points out where Western mothers have it all wrong in "Battle Hymn of the Tiger Mother."
01/25/2011
00:26

The Colbert ReportS7
Sign Off - Stephen Welcomes Cody Price

Stephen delivers a special message to the newest member of the Colbert Nation, Cody Price.
01/25/2011
05:03

The Colbert ReportS7
ThreatDown - Radical Muslim Snacks, Flying Robot Drones & Coked Up Vacuums

Sharia law creeps into America, flying robots build dorm room shelves, and a woman finds crystal meth hidden in her vacuum cleaner.
01/25/2011
06:46

The Colbert ReportS7
Amy Chua

Amy Chua explains how she tried to raise her two daughters the same way her strict Chinese immigrant parents raised her.
01/25/2011
00:31

The Colbert ReportS7
Intro - 1/25/11

Stephen looks at Congressional name-calling, and Amy Chua says Chinese mothers are better than American mothers -- in bed.
01/25/2011
03:04

The Colbert ReportS7
Mr. Smith Goes to the State Legislature, Then Later Possibly Washington - Curtis Oda

Curtis Oda's bill to allow the humane killing of feral animals will let city folk experience the joys of hunting.
01/26/2011
05:41

The Colbert ReportS7
Christine Yvette Lewis

Christine Yvette Lewis is a working nanny who advocates for fair labor standards for domestic workers.
01/26/2011
07:38

The Colbert ReportS7
Obama's State of the Union Address - Michael Waldman

Stephen answers Obama's call to entrepreneurs and reviews the State of the Union address with Michael Waldman.
01/26/2011
03:38

The Colbert ReportS7
Anonymous Insider Author Speculation

It's possible Stephen is the author of "O" since he does have frequent episodes where he blacks out.
01/26/2011
00:06

The Colbert ReportS7
Sign Off - Man Handler & Fork Phone

Stephen plays with his new Man Handler and Fork Phone inventions.
01/26/2011
05:58

The Colbert ReportS7
Brian Greene

Brian Greene says math is the gateway to reality and calls Stephen a bag of particles governed by the laws of physics.
01/27/2011
03:50

The Colbert ReportS7
Gordita Supreme Court

Taco Bell's meat mixture doesn't satisfy the USDA's minimum requirements to be called beef.
01/27/2011
00:05

The Colbert ReportS7
Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight.
01/27/2011
00:33

The Colbert ReportS7
Intro - 1/27/11

Stephen wonders if ESP exists, covers Taco Bell's broiled controversy and asks Brian Greene if there's a parallel universe where people still buy books.
01/27/2011
07:45

The Colbert ReportS7
Time-Traveling Porn - Daryl Bem

Stephen uses the power of time-traveling porn to predict the 2012 presidential election, and Daryl Bem discusses his theory of extrasensory pornception.
01/27/2011
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