The Colbert Report
Intro - 1/25/11
Season 7 • 01/25/2011
Stephen looks at Congressional name-calling and asks what motivates these poo-poo jerk butts.
Sign Off - Keith OlbermugThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen puts Keith Olbermug inside Bill O'Reilly's microwave oven so they can fight it out.
Stephen Rejects Keith Olbermann's PowerThe Colbert ReportS7
Keith Olbermann's essence is deflected into a coffee cup after Stephen's body rejects his power like a pompous kidney.
Charlie RoseThe Colbert ReportS7
Charlie Rose admits that he rarely sits down for interviews himself because he has nothing to say.
Art Stephen Up Challenge - BanksyThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen announces the secret identity of Banksy, admits to posing nude in college and reveals another portrait above his mantel.
The Word - Coverage of DenialThe Colbert ReportS7
The House Republicans' vote to repeal Obamacare is a symbolic gesture, but they don't let reality push them around.
Nazi-ometerThe Colbert ReportS7
For anyone else who wants to demonize a political opponent, Stephen has a chart of Nazis in descending order of Naziness.
The "Battle Hymn of the Tiger Mother" ControversyThe Colbert ReportS7
Amy Chua points out where Western mothers have it all wrong in "Battle Hymn of the Tiger Mother."
Sign Off - Stephen Welcomes Cody PriceThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen delivers a special message to the newest member of the Colbert Nation, Cody Price.
ThreatDown - Radical Muslim Snacks, Flying Robot Drones & Coked Up VacuumsThe Colbert ReportS7
Sharia law creeps into America, flying robots build dorm room shelves, and a woman finds crystal meth hidden in her vacuum cleaner.
Amy ChuaThe Colbert ReportS7
Amy Chua explains how she tried to raise her two daughters the same way her strict Chinese immigrant parents raised her.
Intro - 1/25/11The Colbert ReportS7
Stephen looks at Congressional name-calling, and Amy Chua says Chinese mothers are better than American mothers -- in bed.
Mr. Smith Goes to the State Legislature, Then Later Possibly Washington - Curtis OdaThe Colbert ReportS7
Curtis Oda's bill to allow the humane killing of feral animals will let city folk experience the joys of hunting.
Christine Yvette LewisThe Colbert ReportS7
Christine Yvette Lewis is a working nanny who advocates for fair labor standards for domestic workers.
Obama's State of the Union Address - Michael WaldmanThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen answers Obama's call to entrepreneurs and reviews the State of the Union address with Michael Waldman.
Anonymous Insider Author SpeculationThe Colbert ReportS7
It's possible Stephen is the author of "O" since he does have frequent episodes where he blacks out.
Sign Off - Man Handler & Fork PhoneThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen plays with his new Man Handler and Fork Phone inventions.
Brian GreeneThe Colbert ReportS7
Brian Greene says math is the gateway to reality and calls Stephen a bag of particles governed by the laws of physics.
Gordita Supreme CourtThe Colbert ReportS7
Taco Bell's meat mixture doesn't satisfy the USDA's minimum requirements to be called beef.
Intro - 1/27/11The Colbert ReportS7
Stephen wonders if ESP exists, covers Taco Bell's broiled controversy and asks Brian Greene if there's a parallel universe where people still buy books.
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