The Colbert Report
Gordita Supreme Court
Season 7 • 01/27/2011
Taco Bell starts with 100% USDA-inspected beef -- it doesn't matter where it finishes.
Mr. Smith Goes to the State Legislature, Then Later Possibly Washington - Curtis OdaThe Colbert ReportS7
Curtis Oda's bill to allow the humane killing of feral animals will let city folk experience the joys of hunting.
Christine Yvette LewisThe Colbert ReportS7
Christine Yvette Lewis is a working nanny who advocates for fair labor standards for domestic workers.
Obama's State of the Union Address - Michael WaldmanThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen answers Obama's call to entrepreneurs and reviews the State of the Union address with Michael Waldman.
Anonymous Insider Author SpeculationThe Colbert ReportS7
It's possible Stephen is the author of "O" since he does have frequent episodes where he blacks out.
Sign Off - Man Handler & Fork PhoneThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen plays with his new Man Handler and Fork Phone inventions.
Brian GreeneThe Colbert ReportS7
Brian Greene says math is the gateway to reality and calls Stephen a bag of particles governed by the laws of physics.
Intro - 1/27/11The Colbert ReportS7
Stephen wonders if ESP exists, covers Taco Bell's broiled controversy and asks Brian Greene if there's a parallel universe where people still buy books.
Time-Traveling Porn - Daryl BemThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen uses the power of time-traveling porn to predict the 2012 presidential election, and Daryl Bem discusses his theory of extrasensory pornception.
CandyquakeThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen warned members of the Colbert Nation about thundersnow exactly five years to the day before New York was hit again.
Gordita Supreme CourtThe Colbert ReportS7
Taco Bell's meat mixture doesn't satisfy the USDA's minimum requirements to be called beef.
Mubarak, Mu Problems - Samer ShehataThe Colbert ReportS7
Samer Shehata believes the U.S. can push for a stable Middle East by supporting the 83 million Egyptians rising up.
Mubarak, Mu ProblemsThe Colbert ReportS7
The Egyptian people should hold a special election to choose between Hosni Mubarak, Hosno McBarak and Hosna Mooburka.
Un-American News - Kim Jong-il's Furry HatThe Colbert ReportS7
Decades of autocratic rule appear to be coming to an end for Kim Jong-il's furry hat.
Sign Off - Kim Jong-bearThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen signs off with his furry North Korean dictator hat.
Paul OffitThe Colbert ReportS7
Paul Offit believes the visibility of the smallpox vaccination scar during swimsuit season is a small price to pay for better health.
Intro - 1/31/11The Colbert ReportS7
Egypt is burning, there's a breakthrough in taser technology, and Dr. Paul Offit talks about the importance of vaccines.
Hosni Mubarak Will Not Run AgainThe Colbert ReportS7
Hosni Mubarak is out, but Sean Hannity knows that the Egyptian uprising won't necessarily end in democracy.
Sign Off - DiGiorno Pizza & Boneless WyngzThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen signs off with a DiGiorno Pizza & Boneless Wyngz box.
Wal-Mart Collaborates With Obama Administration - Leslie DachThe Colbert ReportS7
Leslie Dach confirms the ugly rumors that Wal-Mart is collaborating with the Obama administration to sell fruits and vegetables at a lower price.
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