The Colbert Report
Gordita Supreme Court
Season 7 • 01/27/2011
Taco Bell starts with 100% USDA-inspected beef -- it doesn't matter where it finishes.
The Colbert ReportS7 Mr. Smith Goes to the State Legislature, Then Later Possibly Washington - Curtis Oda
Curtis Oda's bill to allow the humane killing of feral animals will let city folk experience the joys of hunting.
The Colbert ReportS7 Christine Yvette Lewis
Christine Yvette Lewis is a working nanny who advocates for fair labor standards for domestic workers.
The Colbert ReportS7 Obama's State of the Union Address - Michael Waldman
Stephen answers Obama's call to entrepreneurs and reviews the State of the Union address with Michael Waldman.
The Colbert ReportS7 Anonymous Insider Author Speculation
It's possible Stephen is the author of "O" since he does have frequent episodes where he blacks out.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Man Handler & Fork Phone
Stephen plays with his new Man Handler and Fork Phone inventions.
The Colbert ReportS7 Brian Greene
Brian Greene says math is the gateway to reality and calls Stephen a bag of particles governed by the laws of physics.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 1/27/11
Stephen wonders if ESP exists, covers Taco Bell's broiled controversy and asks Brian Greene if there's a parallel universe where people still buy books.
The Colbert ReportS7 Time-Traveling Porn - Daryl Bem
Stephen uses the power of time-traveling porn to predict the 2012 presidential election, and Daryl Bem discusses his theory of extrasensory pornception.
The Colbert ReportS7 Candyquake
Stephen warned members of the Colbert Nation about thundersnow exactly five years to the day before New York was hit again.
The Colbert ReportS7 Gordita Supreme Court
Taco Bell's meat mixture doesn't satisfy the USDA's minimum requirements to be called beef.
The Colbert ReportS7 Mubarak, Mu Problems - Samer Shehata
Samer Shehata believes the U.S. can push for a stable Middle East by supporting the 83 million Egyptians rising up.
The Colbert ReportS7 Mubarak, Mu Problems
The Egyptian people should hold a special election to choose between Hosni Mubarak, Hosno McBarak and Hosna Mooburka.
The Colbert ReportS7 Un-American News - Kim Jong-il's Furry Hat
Decades of autocratic rule appear to be coming to an end for Kim Jong-il's furry hat.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Kim Jong-bear
Stephen signs off with his furry North Korean dictator hat.
The Colbert ReportS7 Paul Offit
Paul Offit believes the visibility of the smallpox vaccination scar during swimsuit season is a small price to pay for better health.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 1/31/11
Egypt is burning, there's a breakthrough in taser technology, and Dr. Paul Offit talks about the importance of vaccines.
The Colbert ReportS7 Hosni Mubarak Will Not Run Again
Hosni Mubarak is out, but Sean Hannity knows that the Egyptian uprising won't necessarily end in democracy.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - DiGiorno Pizza & Boneless Wyngz
Stephen signs off with a DiGiorno Pizza & Boneless Wyngz box.
The Colbert ReportS7 Wal-Mart Collaborates With Obama Administration - Leslie Dach
Leslie Dach confirms the ugly rumors that Wal-Mart is collaborating with the Obama administration to sell fruits and vegetables at a lower price.
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