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Gordita Supreme Court
Season 7 • 01/27/2011
Taco Bell
starts
with 100% USDA-inspected beef -- it doesn't matter where it finishes.
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03:04
Mr. Smith Goes to the State Legislature, Then Later Possibly Washington - Curtis Oda
The Colbert Report
S7
Curtis Oda's bill to allow the humane killing of feral animals will let city folk experience the joys of hunting.
01/26/2011
05:41
Christine Yvette Lewis
The Colbert Report
S7
Christine Yvette Lewis is a working nanny who advocates for fair labor standards for domestic workers.
01/26/2011
07:38
Obama's State of the Union Address - Michael Waldman
The Colbert Report
S7
Stephen answers Obama's call to entrepreneurs and reviews the State of the Union address with Michael Waldman.
01/26/2011
03:38
Anonymous Insider Author Speculation
The Colbert Report
S7
It's possible Stephen is the author of "O" since he does have frequent episodes where he blacks out.
01/26/2011
00:06
Sign Off - Man Handler & Fork Phone
The Colbert Report
S7
Stephen plays with his new Man Handler and Fork Phone inventions.
01/26/2011
05:58
Brian Greene
The Colbert Report
S7
Brian Greene says math is the gateway to reality and calls Stephen a bag of particles governed by the laws of physics.
01/27/2011
00:05
Sign Off - Goodnight
The Colbert Report
S7
Stephen says goodnight.
01/27/2011
00:33
Intro - 1/27/11
The Colbert Report
S7
Stephen wonders if ESP exists, covers Taco Bell's broiled controversy and asks Brian Greene if there's a parallel universe where people still buy books.
01/27/2011
07:45
Time-Traveling Porn - Daryl Bem
The Colbert Report
S7
Stephen uses the power of time-traveling porn to predict the 2012 presidential election, and Daryl Bem discusses his theory of extrasensory pornception.
01/27/2011
02:12
Candyquake
The Colbert Report
S7
Stephen warned members of the Colbert Nation about thundersnow exactly five years to the day before New York was hit again.
01/27/2011
03:50
Gordita Supreme Court
The Colbert Report
S7
Taco Bell's meat mixture doesn't satisfy the USDA's minimum requirements to be called beef.
01/27/2011
04:43
Mubarak, Mu Problems - Samer Shehata
The Colbert Report
S7
Samer Shehata believes the U.S. can push for a stable Middle East by supporting the 83 million Egyptians rising up.
01/31/2011
02:53
Mubarak, Mu Problems
The Colbert Report
S7
The Egyptian people should hold a special election to choose between Hosni Mubarak, Hosno McBarak and Hosna Mooburka.
01/31/2011
03:03
Un-American News - Kim Jong-il's Furry Hat
The Colbert Report
S7
Decades of autocratic rule appear to be coming to an end for Kim Jong-il's furry hat.
01/31/2011
00:06
Sign Off - Kim Jong-bear
The Colbert Report
S7
Stephen signs off with his furry North Korean dictator hat.
01/31/2011
05:12
Paul Offit
The Colbert Report
S7
Paul Offit believes the visibility of the smallpox vaccination scar during swimsuit season is a small price to pay for better health.
01/31/2011
00:32
Intro - 1/31/11
The Colbert Report
S7
Egypt is burning, there's a breakthrough in taser technology, and Dr. Paul Offit talks about the importance of vaccines.
01/31/2011
03:10
Hosni Mubarak Will Not Run Again
The Colbert Report
S7
Hosni Mubarak is out, but Sean Hannity knows that the Egyptian uprising won't necessarily end in democracy.
02/01/2011
00:06
Sign Off - DiGiorno Pizza & Boneless Wyngz
The Colbert Report
S7
Stephen signs off with a DiGiorno Pizza & Boneless Wyngz box.
02/01/2011
04:31
Wal-Mart Collaborates With Obama Administration - Leslie Dach
The Colbert Report
S7
Leslie Dach confirms the ugly rumors that Wal-Mart is collaborating with the Obama administration to sell fruits and vegetables at a lower price.
02/01/2011
02:52
Thought for Food - Nestle Corporation
The Colbert Report
S7
Thanks to the Nestle Corporation, nearly a third of Americans will never get the chance to be obese.
02/01/2011
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