The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Falling on Hard Times

Season 4 • 05/17/2000

Gravity is money, but should your child pay the price?

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Rocky Raccoon

Mo Rocca investigates Fox News' heroic rescue of a raccoon atop a telephone pole.
05/16/2000
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Headlines - One Knight Stand

Indiana University basketball coach Bobby Knight is fined and suspended, but not fired, for his continuous outrageous behavior.
05/16/2000
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Back in Black - Play Ball

Lewis Black comments on a singing inmate, Queen Elizabeth II, tree houses and whales.
05/17/2000
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Recap - 5/17/00

Jon Stewart recaps the main news of the night and previews the guests and stories for tomorrow.
05/17/2000
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Other News - Dame and Damer

Elizabeth Taylor and Julie Andrews become dames and thousands gaze on wistfully from Swedish sex changed clinics.
05/17/2000
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Headlines - Trial of the Century of the Week- Gallaghers

Leo Gallagher, aka Gallagher, has his Danskin tuxedo trousers in a bunch and is suing his brother Ron Gallagher, aka Gallagher 2, for stealing his act.
05/17/2000
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Moment of Zen - Gallagher

Gallagher's audience gets sprayed with smashed watermelon.
05/17/2000
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ADHD

Symptoms found in children with ADHD include: not listening, fidgeting, points out fat people, no interest in sex, outgrows clothing and wants his "Mommy."
05/17/2000
02:33

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Headlines - Triumph of the Hill

Hillary Clinton is officially picked as the New York Senatorial candidate, leaving Rudy Giuliani to pick a new photo-op puppy for a sympathy face lick.
05/17/2000
04:05

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Jane Leeves

Jane Leeves' Malibu surfer dude husband took a photo of Queen Elizabeth II with a disposable camera.
05/17/2000
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Falling on Hard Times

You can't see it, you can't touch it, but gravity is reaching epidemic proportions.
05/17/2000
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Moment of Zen - Macarena

A man and a woman dance the Macarena.
05/18/2000
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Michael Rapaport

Michael Rapaport just had a baby, and he didn't even know he was married.
05/18/2000
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Indecision 2000 - Wedding Registration

Feel free to return all merchandise (excluding clearance items) for store credit if you leave your wife when she's in the hospital.
05/18/2000
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Headlines - Quit Storm

A legendary journalist ends her six-decade tenure with UPI that featured one magical night with Sam Donaldson.
05/18/2000
04:18

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Swine Song

The only people who will miss Beth Littleford more than her colleagues at The Daily Show are the boar she helped to climax.
05/18/2000
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Headlines - Assless Pants

The artist formerly known as the artist formerly known as Prince is now Prince again.
05/18/2000
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Headlines - Rex and the City

Boners come out to celebrate the unveiling of the world's largest Tyrannosaurus Rex.
05/18/2000
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Recap - 5/18/00

Jon recaps the highlights of a show that involved a lot of squealing.
05/18/2000
02:36

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Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - Center Stage

It's a movie about feet and the anorexic teenagers attached to them with only one gay guy.
05/18/2000
02:29

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Headlines - Charles in Charge

The NRA re-elects Charlton Heston and finalizes plans to open a gun-themed, family friendly restaurant in Times Square.
05/30/2000
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