The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Falling on Hard Times

Season 4 • 05/17/2000

Gravity is money, but should your child pay the price?

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03:46

Rocky Raccoon
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Mo Rocca investigates Fox News' heroic rescue of a raccoon atop a telephone pole.
05/16/2000
03:33

Headlines - One Knight Stand
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Indiana University basketball coach Bobby Knight is fined and suspended, but not fired, for his continuous outrageous behavior.
05/16/2000
02:50

Back in Black - Play Ball
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Lewis Black comments on a singing inmate, Queen Elizabeth II, tree houses and whales.
05/17/2000
00:34

Recap - 5/17/00
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Jon Stewart recaps the main news of the night and previews the guests and stories for tomorrow.
05/17/2000
02:04

Other News - Dame and Damer
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Elizabeth Taylor and Julie Andrews become dames and thousands gaze on wistfully from Swedish sex changed clinics.
05/17/2000
01:27

Headlines - Trial of the Century of the Week- Gallaghers
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Leo Gallagher, aka Gallagher, has his Danskin tuxedo trousers in a bunch and is suing his brother Ron Gallagher, aka Gallagher 2, for stealing his act.
05/17/2000
00:11

Moment of Zen - Gallagher
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Gallagher's audience gets sprayed with smashed watermelon.
05/17/2000
04:25

ADHD
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Symptoms found in children with ADHD include: not listening, fidgeting, points out fat people, no interest in sex, outgrows clothing and wants his "Mommy."
05/17/2000
02:33

Headlines - Triumph of the Hill
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Hillary Clinton is officially picked as the New York Senatorial candidate, leaving Rudy Giuliani to pick a new photo-op puppy for a sympathy face lick.
05/17/2000
04:05

Jane Leeves
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Jane Leeves' Malibu surfer dude husband took a photo of Queen Elizabeth II with a disposable camera.
05/17/2000
00:51

Falling on Hard Times
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You can't see it, you can't touch it, but gravity is reaching epidemic proportions.
05/17/2000
00:12

Moment of Zen - Macarena
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A man and a woman dance the Macarena.
05/18/2000
03:29

Michael Rapaport
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Michael Rapaport just had a baby, and he didn't even know he was married.
05/18/2000
01:33

Indecision 2000 - Wedding Registration
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Feel free to return all merchandise (excluding clearance items) for store credit if you leave your wife when she's in the hospital.
05/18/2000
01:52

Headlines - Quit Storm
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A legendary journalist ends her six-decade tenure with UPI that featured one magical night with Sam Donaldson.
05/18/2000
04:18

Swine Song
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The only people who will miss Beth Littleford more than her colleagues at The Daily Show are the boar she helped to climax.
05/18/2000
02:45

Headlines - Assless Pants
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The artist formerly known as the artist formerly known as Prince is now Prince again.
05/18/2000
01:14

Headlines - Rex and the City
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Boners come out to celebrate the unveiling of the world's largest Tyrannosaurus Rex.
05/18/2000
00:40

Recap - 5/18/00
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Jon recaps the highlights of a show that involved a lot of squealing.
05/18/2000
02:36

Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - Center Stage
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It's a movie about feet and the anorexic teenagers attached to them with only one gay guy.
05/18/2000
02:29

Headlines - Charles in Charge
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The NRA re-elects Charlton Heston and finalizes plans to open a gun-themed, family friendly restaurant in Times Square.
05/30/2000
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