The Colbert Report

Microwave Programming

Season 6 • 09/13/2010

Stephen caters to the growing number of Americans who prefer their microwave to their TV.

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09:06

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Been There, Won That - Joe Biden & Yogi Berra

Joe Biden serves hot dogs to the returning troops, Stephen introduces the greatest toilet on Earth, and Yogi Berra determines when the Iraq war will be over.
09/08/2010
05:08

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Joe Biden

Joe Biden talks about the challenges of bringing the Iraq war to a close and thanks President Bush for honoring the troops.
09/08/2010
07:15

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Been There, Won That - Jim Webb

Stephen thanks the veterans with a sexy hot dog man and tries to get them jobs, with Jim Webb's help.
09/09/2010
03:26

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Been There, Won That - David Petraeus

David Petraeus publicly applauds the troops and presents the Colbert Nation with a US Army commendation and pin.
09/09/2010
04:24

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Brent Cummings & Josh Bleill

Brent Cummings and Josh Bleill appreciate the support they've received from the American public after their tours in Iraq.
09/09/2010
06:22

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Bears & Balls - American Apparel & Chocolatey

American Apparel is on the brink of bankruptcy, and a British investor earns the nickname "Chocolate Finger" for buying tons of cocoa beans.
09/13/2010
00:05

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Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight.
09/13/2010
05:14

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Stop Sending Live Animals

Colbert Nation members release a flock of doves as a sign that Stephen should hold a rally or at least bring a shotgun to work.
09/13/2010
04:33

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Lisa Birnbach

Lisa Birnbach defines a preppy as somebody who has a classic outlook on life, as well as a classic wardrobe.
09/13/2010
00:28

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Intro - 9/13/10

Stephen finds the best place to put your money other than in a time machine set for 1999, and talks to Lisa Birnbach about "True Prep."
09/13/2010
03:15

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Microwave Programming

If Americans are more interested in microwaves than TVs, Stephen will make his show microwavy.
09/13/2010
00:31

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Intro - 9/14/10

Stephen converts 1.5 billion Muslims to Christianity in under 30 minutes and can't wait to hear what Sean Wilentz has to mumble.
09/14/2010
07:10

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Sean Wilentz

Sean Wilentz explains to the young people, like Stephen, why they should care about Bob Dylan.
09/14/2010
02:33

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PETA Criticizes Joe Biden

Vice President Joe Biden handed out hot dogs to America's returning troops, not meat.
09/14/2010
02:35

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Luther Campbell Opposes Ground Zero Mosque

To show how much Luther Campbell honors sacred Ground Zero, he should sing an acoustic set of all his 2 Live Crew hits.
09/14/2010
00:04

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Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight.
09/14/2010
07:02

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The Word - Mutually Assured Coercion

Whether Americans burn the Koran or build the mosque at Ground Zero, the Islamic world will attack.
09/14/2010
05:56

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Saul Griffith

In order to solve global warming, Saul Griffith says we have to change our behaviors, not just our technologies.
09/15/2010
00:58

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Sign Off - World-Changing Announcement

You'll want to watch Stephen's world-changing announcement, particularly if you're in the hotel industry in DC.
09/15/2010
07:53

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Libertea

Carl Paladino sends pornographic e-mails to a specific group of friends, and Christine O'Donnell argues that masturbation is adultery.
09/15/2010
04:37

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Atone Phone - Joan Rivers Calls

Joan Rivers tells Stephen that if he looked any doughier in his tux at the Emmys, he'd be working for Pillsbury.
09/15/2010
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