The Colbert Report

Microwave Programming

Season 6 • 09/13/2010

Stephen caters to the growing number of Americans who prefer their microwave to their TV.

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09:06

Been There, Won That - Joe Biden & Yogi Berra
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Joe Biden serves hot dogs to the returning troops, Stephen introduces the greatest toilet on Earth, and Yogi Berra determines when the Iraq war will be over.
09/08/2010
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05:08

Joe Biden
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Joe Biden talks about the challenges of bringing the Iraq war to a close and thanks President Bush for honoring the troops.
09/08/2010
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07:15

Been There, Won That - Jim Webb
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Stephen thanks the veterans with a sexy hot dog man and tries to get them jobs, with Jim Webb's help.
09/09/2010
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03:26

Been There, Won That - David Petraeus
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David Petraeus publicly applauds the troops and presents the Colbert Nation with a US Army commendation and pin.
09/09/2010
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04:24

Brent Cummings & Josh Bleill
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Brent Cummings and Josh Bleill appreciate the support they've received from the American public after their tours in Iraq.
09/09/2010
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06:22

Bears & Balls - American Apparel & Chocolatey
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American Apparel is on the brink of bankruptcy, and a British investor earns the nickname "Chocolate Finger" for buying tons of cocoa beans.
09/13/2010
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00:05

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen says goodnight.
09/13/2010
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05:14

Stop Sending Live Animals
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Colbert Nation members release a flock of doves as a sign that Stephen should hold a rally or at least bring a shotgun to work.
09/13/2010
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04:33

Lisa Birnbach
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Lisa Birnbach defines a preppy as somebody who has a classic outlook on life, as well as a classic wardrobe.
09/13/2010
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00:28

Intro - 9/13/10
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Stephen finds the best place to put your money other than in a time machine set for 1999, and talks to Lisa Birnbach about "True Prep."
09/13/2010
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03:15

Microwave Programming
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If Americans are more interested in microwaves than TVs, Stephen will make his show microwavy.
09/13/2010
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00:31

Intro - 9/14/10
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Stephen converts 1.5 billion Muslims to Christianity in under 30 minutes and can't wait to hear what Sean Wilentz has to mumble.
09/14/2010
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07:10

Sean Wilentz
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Sean Wilentz explains to the young people, like Stephen, why they should care about Bob Dylan.
09/14/2010
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02:33

PETA Criticizes Joe Biden
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Vice President Joe Biden handed out hot dogs to America's returning troops, not meat.
09/14/2010
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02:35

Luther Campbell Opposes Ground Zero Mosque
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To show how much Luther Campbell honors sacred Ground Zero, he should sing an acoustic set of all his 2 Live Crew hits.
09/14/2010
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00:04

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen says goodnight.
09/14/2010
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07:02

The Word - Mutually Assured Coercion
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Whether Americans burn the Koran or build the mosque at Ground Zero, the Islamic world will attack.
09/14/2010
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05:56

Saul Griffith
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In order to solve global warming, Saul Griffith says we have to change our behaviors, not just our technologies.
09/15/2010
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00:58

Sign Off - World-Changing Announcement
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You'll want to watch Stephen's world-changing announcement, particularly if you're in the hotel industry in DC.
09/15/2010
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07:53

Libertea
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Carl Paladino sends pornographic e-mails to a specific group of friends, and Christine O'Donnell argues that masturbation is adultery.
09/15/2010
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04:37

Atone Phone - Joan Rivers Calls
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Joan Rivers tells Stephen that if he looked any doughier in his tux at the Emmys, he'd be working for Pillsbury.
09/15/2010
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