The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

America is Out of Talent

Season 7 • 05/28/2003

Carell proposes a forced breeding initiative amongst celebrities to produce a renewable talent pool.

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00:17

Moment of Zen - Ari Fleischer
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White House Press Secretary Ari Fleischer is sure that whoever the Democratic party chooses as their Presidential nominee will seek to raise taxes.
05/27/2003
05:41

Creed Isn't Good
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Correspondent Rob Corddry interviews fans who are finally doing something about Creed sucking.
05/27/2003
06:45

Bill Kristol
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Bill Kristol and Jon Stewart discuss the current political situation between conservatives and liberals.
05/27/2003
01:37

Surly Retirement
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The president kissed White House Press Secretary Ari Fleischer's forehead when he gave his resignation.
05/27/2003
00:55

Whitman Quits
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EPA Chief Christina Todd Whitman steps down from her position, after clashes with the President over the environment.
05/27/2003
02:43

Jew Edition
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Who better to understand the endless cycle of violence and despair in Israel than Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown?
05/28/2003
03:11

Sars Attacks!
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The best way to use technology to help fight SARS is a television channel, not medicine.
05/28/2003
00:14

Moment of Zen - More Cookies for Oil
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American soldiers are giving Iraqi locals cookies in exchange for barrels of oil.
05/28/2003
03:16

Cookies for Oil
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If Americans were smart, they would give Iraqis one cookie now for half a million barrels of oil and another cookie after one million.
05/28/2003
05:18

Lisa Ling
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Lisa Ling talks about her recent trip to Baghdad to find looted antiquities and the people who returned the items in plastic bags to the museums.
05/28/2003
04:42

America is Out of Talent
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Steve Carell has come to a disturbing conclusion . . . America is out of talent, huffing at the gas tank of ability.
05/28/2003
00:34

Moment of Zen - Goods and Services
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President Bush explains the basic principles of capitalism to a group of reporters.
05/29/2003
07:18

David Halberstam
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David Halberstam talks about the enduring friendship between former Red Sox Ted Williams, Dominic Dimaggio and Johnny Pesky.
05/29/2003
01:43

Where Were the Democrats?
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Bill Clinton invites rich people to make him one good argument in favor of the Bush tax cuts.
05/29/2003
04:37

Even Stevphen - Islam vs. Christianity
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Can the world's two largest monotheistic faiths exist without tearing each other to shreds?
05/29/2003
03:05

See More Cuts
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President Bush signs a $350 billion tax cut into law, after Dick Cheney casts the deciding vote in the Senate.
05/29/2003
02:00

Sintax Error
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Gambling and drinking are fighting over smoking as New York attempts to raise revenue.
05/29/2003
01:08

Intro - Bob Hope's Centennial
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Bob Hope's career has been the stuff of legend, but 96 years in comedy is too long.
05/29/2003
02:35

Texodus
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People wonder whether President Bush and Jacques Chirac can actually sit down and have a comfortable conversation. The answer is absolutely not.
06/02/2003
03:15

Headlines - Survivor: Appalachia
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A rookie police officer arrests the main suspect behind the Atlanta Olympics bombing after spotting him scrounging for food in a dumpster.
06/02/2003
00:55

Intro - New York Philharmonic
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It's a rough day for everybody in the city as the New York Philharmonic announces it's moving from Lincoln Center to Carnegie Hall.
06/02/2003
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