The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Headlines - Merkel Neck Rub
Season 11 • 07/18/2006
Angela Merkel disengaged herself from Bush using a move she learned in date rape prevention class.
Emotional Weather ReportThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
Jason Jones takes a worldwide look at the emotional weather, where monsoons of unseasonable sadness come with a chance of crippling fear.
Headlines - Oh, the Hume HannityThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
Robert Novak refuses to name the identity of his own Dr. Reacharound in the Valerie Plame scandal.
Moment of Zen - Air Guitar CompetitionThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
People compete at an air guitar competition.
Gordon ChangThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
Gordon Chang discusses the relationship between Iran and North Korea.
Twist EndingThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
Tonight on The Colbert Report preview there will be a special twist ending.
Crises in Israfghyianonanaq - Chance of Peace?The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
Israel continues to bomb targets in and around Beirut, while Hezbollah continues firing missiles into Israel.
Headlines - Load of ShipThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
The Orient Queen, a chartered cruise ship, is in the port of Beirut ready to pick up some of the 25,000 Americans trapped by the war.
Moment of Zen- Neck Rub PicturesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
President Bush tries to give German Chancellor Angela Merkel a neck rub and she grimaces.
M. Night ShyamalanThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
M. Night Shyamalan's wife is the director at home and he has to take the trash out.
Headlines - Brink of War?The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
Lebanon and Israel are on the brink of war and Americans want to know: how much is this going to cost us?
Headlines - Merkel Neck RubThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
In a closed-door meeting of world leaders, President Bush decided to give German Chancellor Angela Merkel a neck rub.
Moment of Zen - Sam Brownback - Stem Cell ResearchThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
Senator Sam Brownback speaks existentially about the result of destroying embryos.
Preview - 7/20/06The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
On tomorrow's show, Samantha Bee interviews a man with a "monster set of balls."
Intro - MSNBC's Mideast CrisisThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
MSNBC scores music to footage of the crisis in Lebanon.
Daily/Colbert - Spelling Bee ChampionThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
Stephen Colbert explains how he won the South Carolina spelling bee.
James MaguireThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
James Maguire presents his book "American Bee" and describes the contestants in the National Spelling Bee.
Net Neutrality ActThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
John Hodgman explains the Net Neutrality Act and distinguishes between a dump truck and a series of tubes.
Headlines - Senate Debate - Hard CellThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
The Senate passes the stem cell research bill 63 to 37, but President George W. Bush vetoes it, explaining that this is one moral boundary that he is unwilling to cross.
Moment of Zen - Exit MusicThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
George W. Bush finishes his speech to the NAACP accompanied by a soulful gospel organ.
Daily/Colbert - Opposite DayThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
Stephen Colbert previews an ordinary episode of the Colbert Report.
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