The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Hail To The Thief

Season 6 • 12/05/2001

I cannot tell a lie my ass.

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05:52

John Edward
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Jon is really concerned that his grandmother can see him in the shower.
12/04/2001
03:46

We Love Showbiz - Harry Potter
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Steve Carell and Nancy Walls plug "Harry Potter," Pierce Brosnan, Liza Minnelli, and Corbin Bernsen.
12/04/2001
02:47

Operation Enduring Coverage - Geraldo's Got a Gun
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Geraldo Rivera exhibits his renowned sensitivity and tact in reporting on the war in Afghanistan.
12/04/2001
01:10

Pumpernickel Menorah
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To celebrate the holiday season, Jon is going to whittle a menorah out of a pumpernickel bagel.
12/04/2001
04:29

Marg Helgenberger
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Marg and Jon talk about the non-homicide episodes of CSI and also discuss Yiddish.
12/05/2001
05:00

Operation Enduring Coverage - Bonn Squad
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All we have to do is sit back and maintain order in a ravaged, geographically remote, multi-ethnic country run by warlords who hate us.
12/05/2001
02:14

Bad Company
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Enron files for Chapter 11 protection in the midst of the largest bankruptcy in world history
12/05/2001
00:36

Strom's Birthday
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Adam Chodikoff wins the "Put Strom Thurmond's Age in Perspective" contest.
12/05/2001
00:33

Moment of Zen - Elephant Birth
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An elephant in a zoo gives birth.
12/05/2001
02:36

Ad Nauseam - Emotional Impact
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Steve Carell looks at the difference between good and bad advertising.
12/05/2001
04:02

Hail To The Thief
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George Washington lied to us from beginning to end. Swedish American Aristocrat John Hanson was the real father of our country.
12/05/2001
02:38

Operation Enduring Coverage - Da Bomb
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The military's new weapons do more than bust up bunkers. They can also give a smart ass mountain what it's been asking for.
12/06/2001
02:46

Osama bin Hidin'
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Osama bin Laden's mountain fortress is equipped with an air hockey table.
12/06/2001
04:22

Ted Danson
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Ted Danson refers to the pug dog's face as the one "God slammed the door on."
12/06/2001
03:42

Back in Black - Holiday Gifts
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If you're buying anything from one of the holiday shopping catalogs, you're being way more patriotic than necessary.
12/06/2001
00:32

Preview - 12/10/01
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Jon ends the show and previews the main story for next week.
12/06/2001
01:02

Jon Magazine - Back By Popular Demand
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If you love Jon Magazine then you'll love Jonny Mag, a magazine about the making of the magazine Jon.
12/06/2001
00:10

Moment of Zen - Happy Birthday, Strom!
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Strom Thurmond's birthday message to the Senate
12/06/2001
03:55

Breaking News - Kandahar
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Despite mounting resistance in Afghanistan, Steve Carell continues to tearfully report from Kandahar.
12/06/2001
05:57

Stephen Colbert as Al Sharpton
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Stephen Colbert as Al Sharpton likes to eat. He likes food. That doesn't make him a criminal.
12/10/2001
04:52

Ghosts Near Mississippi
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Lauren Weedman examines the legend of a small town monster and collects stool samples.
12/10/2001
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