The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Moment of Zen - Old Texas Saying
Season 7 • 09/18/2002
President George W. Bush recites an old Texas saying.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 BattleBots
In case the town crier hasn't yet spread the news to everyone, Jon fills viewers in on the future of "BattleBots."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Headlines - Search and Annoy
Iraq's announcement that it will cooperate unconditionally with U.N. weapons inspectors makes it a dark, dark day for anyone who loves war.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Jason Lee
Jason Lee tells Jon about his pre-acting career: professional skateboarding.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Can't Get Fooled Again
Correspondent Rob Corddry in Afghanistan doesn't have breaking news, he just wants to see George W. Bush's "shame on you" clip.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Damon Wayans
Damon Wayans was once suspended from school for fondling the town whore in the vice principal's office.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Fool Me Once
Trent Lott uses bureaucratic doublespeak, but George W. Bush, an avowed outsider, can explain things more simply.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Back in Black - High Alert
Lewis Black offers advice to foreign-born visitors flying in the United States: keep your seat belts fastened at all times and never get up, ever.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Shame On You
First lady Laura Bush has embroidered the old Texas saying on to pillows: "Fool me once shame on... shame on you... But, fool me... can't get fooled again."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Jon Magazine - That Really Hurt My Testicles
If you have teeth, or love someone who does, you'll want to read about Mo Rocca's heroic battle against gingivitis.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Flabscam
Americans are so fat, Mideast correspondent Stephen Colbert live from Baghdad wants to know just how fat they are.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Moment of Zen - Old Texas Saying
President George W. Bush recites an old Texas saying about being fooled.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Headlines - Signs
Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld beats the drums of war with mixed results.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Justified Compensation
Corporate executives get paid 480 times more than the average worker because they're 480 times better than the average worker.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - Fall Preview
In "The Banger Sisters," Susan Sarandon and Goldie Hawn play sluttier versions of "Thelma and Louise."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Djimon Hounsou
A few months ago, Djimon Honsou was run over by a car while he was riding his motorcycle.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 CEO Speedwagon
These were supposed to be GE executive Jack Welch's golden years -- now he has to pay for use of a jet.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Moment of Zen - Cool Don
Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld is unperturbed by a protestor.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Kate Hudson
Kate and Jon tell each other what keeps them occupied.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Headlines - Invading Places
The government stays on its warpath towards Iraq and it's time for the Bush administration to answer some tough questions about their plans.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Sting Beats Jon
Jon's not devastated to lose to Sting because he out-dueled him in fiddle playing.
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