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House of Ill Recruit

Season 10 • 08/03/2005

Ed Helms's beatboxing nearly gets a youth to join the army.

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04:31

Corddry - Bolton From The Blue
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Rob Corddry reports from the U.N. on John Bolton's first day as ambassador and explains how the president's mindset allows him to ignore what he chooses to ignore.
08/02/2005
00:20

Moment of Zen - Forgotten Feminist
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Rick Santorum sits down with George Stephanopoulos to decry radical feminism, but is at a loss to name more than one participant in the crusade.
08/02/2005
03:34

Joe Biden Pt. 2
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Senator Joe Biden talks about his intentions to run for president and why he thinks John McCain would make a great running mate.
08/02/2005
04:53

Joe Biden Pt. 1
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Senator Joe Biden talks about the appointment of John Bolton as ambassador to the United Nations and how the president abused power to get him there.
08/02/2005
05:30

The Vetting Crashers
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John Bolton is installed as U.N. Ambassador where he is forced to deal with booing New Yorkers and concerned Senate Democrats.
08/02/2005
01:22

Intro - Space Schmutz
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NASA astronauts clear a little schmutz from the space shuttle's heat shield, leaving Jon scared sh*tless.
08/03/2005
04:01

Headlines - Passing Fahd
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Congress responds to King Fahd's death by eschewing alternate energy sources and instead giving oil companies tax breaks.
08/03/2005
00:17

Moment of Zen - Saudi Arabia
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A commercial for Saudi Arabia prominently features the late King Fahd.
08/03/2005
06:45

John Crawford
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John Crawford describes the experience of being on the ground in Iraq, complete with a motorcycle and a sidecar.
08/03/2005
02:07

Headlines - Dead Fahd
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King Fahd of Saudi Arabia is dead, and Prince Charles is there to mourn, albeit with an indecent amount of ear.
08/03/2005
05:33

House of Ill Recruit
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Ed Helms explores ways the Army can turn around its recruitment rate, from purple heart bling to killpoints.
08/03/2005
02:32

It's His Birthday
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Jon Stewart's early birthday present was Robert Novak angrily storming off of CNN.
08/04/2005
03:02

Miracle By the Highway
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If the passengers of Air France Flight 358 died and then three days later came back to life, now that would be a miracle.
08/04/2005
00:27

Moment of Zen - Walk Away
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Robert Novak doesn't like what James Carville has to say and storms off CNN.
08/04/2005
03:49

The Less You Know - Photos and Memos
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Bill O'Reilly gives lectures on torture to John "five years of drinking my own urine in a bamboo cage" McCain.
08/04/2005
05:40

Miles O'Brien
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Piece by piece, Miles O'Brien is working on building his own space shuttle.
08/04/2005
05:30

Good Ol' Boycott
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Like most issues involving race in the South, correspondent Stephen Colbert is sure that this is just a misunderstanding.
08/04/2005
05:34

Paul Rudd
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Paul Rudd presents Jon with Steve Carell's autographed copy of "Tuesdays with Morrie."
08/08/2005
02:03

Sandstorm
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Iraq couldn't work on writing their constitution because a sandstorm reduced visibility to zero.
08/08/2005
02:54

Hello Submarine
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A Russian submarine became entangled in some underwater cables, fishing nets, and, as always, a plastic soda can holder.
08/08/2005
00:19

Moment of Zen - Tom Brokaw
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Jon Stewart and Tom Brokaw share their thoughts on Tom's book, "The Greatest Generation."
08/08/2005
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