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Moment of Zen - Teach a Child to Read
Season 5 • 02/28/2001
President George W. Bush fails the literacy test.
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01:24
Other News - Hey, Look At Our Subs!
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
U.S. subs will undergo a variety of exercises like emergency surfacing. Or, how not to create an emergency when surfacing.
02/27/2001
00:13
Moment of Zen - Roger Clinton
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Roger Clinton sings live on stage with other band members.
02/27/2001
02:05
Mardi Gras
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Would you mind pouring that beer on your young friend's firm niblets again?
02/27/2001
03:02
Headlines - Look Who's Talking Now
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
President Bush gives his first address to congress and the nation, and lays out his plans for the next four years.
02/28/2001
01:36
Intro - I'm Batman
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Jon Stewart shares that the reason he has been out for a week and a half is because he is Batman.
02/28/2001
03:00
Dollars and Cents - Downturn
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Steve Carell, Vance DeGeneres and Nancy Walls try to scare people with news of a severe economic downturn.
02/28/2001
05:18
Heather Locklear
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Jon Stewart interviews actress Heather Locklear about her work on "Spin City" and her husband, Richie Sambora.
02/28/2001
02:13
This Just In - The Buck Slows Here
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Alan Greenspan sits before the House Financial Services Committee and warns of an economic slowdown.
02/28/2001
02:53
Bush's Speech
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S5
Jon is dismayed when Stephen Colbert critiques President George W. Bush's speech and gives it two thumbs up.
02/28/2001
00:45
Recap - 2/28/01
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Jon recaps tonight's show and mocks President Bush's tax plan.
02/28/2001
00:11
Moment of Zen - Teach a Child to Read
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
President George W. Bush speaks awkwardly about child literacy.
02/28/2001
01:18
Seattle Earthquake Aftermath
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Chief Seismologist Stephen Colbert unveils some exciting riot footage from the Seattle earthquake, but its authenticity is questioned by Jon.
03/01/2001
03:08
Headlines - The Needle and the Damage Zone
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
An earthquake in Seattle shatters windows and showers bricks onto sidewalks.
03/01/2001
06:01
Warren Christopher
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Jon Stewart interviews Warren Christopher about his book "Chances of a Lifetime" and his life of public service.
03/01/2001
02:30
Seattle Earthquake Despair
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Chief Seismologist Stephen Colbert is on location in Seattle, Washington after the 6.8 magnitude earthquake, and he is not impressed with the destruction.
03/01/2001
00:15
Moment of Zen - Earthquake in Seattle
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S5
Montage of Seattle's earthquake footage ending with "Baby Got Back."
03/01/2001
01:50
This Just In - Titus and Chronicus
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S5
A new study that suggests Shakespeare may have smoked pot has some English professors indignant.
03/01/2001
04:03
Dr. Feelgreat
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S5
"Great visionary in medicine" Hayes Gilmore is interviewed about his mysterious cure-all: Polycure.
03/01/2001
00:13
Moment of Zen - Vance DeGeneres Nearly Falls
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S5
Vance DeGeneres nearly falls off his skis.
03/05/2001
01:52
This Just In - Talibanned
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
The Taliban ordered the destruction of all of Afghanistan's pre-Islamic statues.
03/05/2001
06:41
Martin Short
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Martin Short is joining the Comedy Central family, which is shocking, because he's talented.
03/05/2001
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