The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Season 3 • 06/30/1999
Donny Osmond is not an alien.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Other News - Boy Wander
New York City police officers take care of a 13-year-old Honduran boy by feeding him McDonald's and ice cream cake from Carvel.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Second Opinion - Specialists
C.U.R.E.S. stands for: Call, Wait, Date, Heart Attack, Appointment.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Moment of Zen - Test Tube Rodent
A rodent is perched atop a test tube.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - Tarzan
June was Gay Pride Month, so Disney unveiled a new cartoon catering to Frank DeCaro's favorite demographic
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 This Just In - Attracting Pussy
The first commercial geared solely for cats airs on CBS during a time when most cats are watching "Larry King Live."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Headlines - Pantalones En Fuego
A retraction of yesterday's gripping tale of a 13-year-old boy who traveled to New York to find his father.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Other News - Ferreted Out
New York City bans the ownership of ferrets.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Headlines - Chili Reception
In an unfortunate coincidence, the first openly gay ambassador for the U.S. is also heir to a meat packing business.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 God Save the Queens
Three child beauty queens are stripped of their crowns after alleged inappropriate behavior.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Roseanne
Roseanne thinks it's awesome being in New York where she can see people with their original noses.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Rob Schneider
Rob Schneider talks about humping, yoga and losing parts to Jon.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Recap - 7/1/99
Jon recaps the top stories of the night: Russian fighter planes, Mike Russ' concepts and Timothy Leary.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Headlines - The Jet Offensive
U.S. fighter jets intercepted two Russian bombers over Iceland that had flown within striking distance of the United States.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Headlines - Tune In, Turn On, Rat Out
Timothy Leary informed on Weather Underground members after the group helped him escape from prison.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Alien Nation
Perception expert Mike Russ uses all of his brain and determines that Donny Osmond is an alien.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Other News - Carbon Copy
A high powered telescope reveals a planet similar to Earth, but sporting an eye patch, smoking a cigarette and gently stroking a Persian cat.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Moment of Zen - Fake Kenny Rogers Head
A woman holds up a fake Kenny Rogers head.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Hollywood Stereotypes
Hollywood wants us to believe that the French are smelly, rude and speak a very weird version of Spanish.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Al Up in That - Mattresses
Al Greenwood, the Bedspread King, thinks that all of this mattress business is a bunch of hokum and horsesh*t.
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