The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

God Save the Queens

Season 3 • 06/30/1999

No gowns, no crowns, only frowns for three beauty queens in Illinois.

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Scott Wolf
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Scott Wolf should seriously consider trading in his 21st story apartment for a garden apartment.
06/29/1999
01:23

Other News - Boy Wander
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New York City police officers take care of a 13-year-old Honduran boy by feeding him McDonald's and ice cream cake from Carvel.
06/29/1999
03:19

Second Opinion - Specialists
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C.U.R.E.S. stands for: Call, Wait, Date, Heart Attack, Appointment.
06/29/1999
00:11

Moment of Zen - Test Tube Rodent
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A rodent is perched atop a test tube.
06/30/1999
02:21

Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - Tarzan
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June was Gay Pride Month, so Disney unveiled a new cartoon catering to Frank DeCaro's favorite demographic
06/30/1999
02:06

This Just In - Attracting Pussy
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The first commercial geared solely for cats airs on CBS during a time when most cats are watching "Larry King Live."
06/30/1999
01:07

Headlines - Pantalones En Fuego
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A retraction of yesterday's gripping tale of a 13-year-old boy who traveled to New York to find his father.
06/30/1999
01:39

Other News - Ferreted Out
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New York City bans the ownership of ferrets.
06/30/1999
02:14

Headlines - Chili Reception
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In an unfortunate coincidence, the first openly gay ambassador for the U.S. is also heir to a meat packing business.
06/30/1999
00:29

Alien Influence
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Donny Osmond denies he is an alien.
06/30/1999
04:02

God Save the Queens
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Three child beauty queens are stripped of their crowns after alleged inappropriate behavior.
06/30/1999
04:21

Rob Schneider
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Rob Schneider talks about humping, yoga and losing parts to Jon.
07/01/1999
00:51

Recap - 7/1/99
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Jon recaps the top stories of the night: Russian fighter planes, Mike Russ' concepts and Timothy Leary.
07/01/1999
02:17

Headlines - The Jet Offensive
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U.S. fighter jets intercepted two Russian bombers over Iceland that had flown within striking distance of the United States.
07/01/1999
01:03

Headlines - Tune In, Turn On, Rat Out
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Timothy Leary informed on Weather Underground members after the group helped him escape from prison.
07/01/1999
04:57

Alien Nation
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Perception expert Mike Russ uses all of his brain and determines that Donny Osmond is an alien.
07/01/1999
01:22

Other News - Carbon Copy
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A high powered telescope reveals a planet similar to Earth, but sporting an eye patch, smoking a cigarette and gently stroking a Persian cat.
07/01/1999
00:14

Moment of Zen - Fake Kenny Rogers Head
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A woman holds up a fake Kenny Rogers head.
07/01/1999
02:17

Hollywood Stereotypes
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Hollywood wants us to believe that the French are smelly, rude and speak a very weird version of Spanish.
07/01/1999
01:34

Al Up in That - Mattresses
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Al Greenwood, the Bedspread King, thinks that all of this mattress business is a bunch of hokum and horsesh*t.
07/01/1999
01:10

This Just In - Crippled: Believe It or Not!
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UCLA football players are being charged with faking injuries to obtain handicap parking spaces, which is ironic since their SAT scores indicate major disabilities.
07/12/1999
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