The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

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Season 8 • 10/09/2003

Jon Stewart is not a cannibal.

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05:39

Hillary Clinton Pt. 1
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Hillary Clinton feels the present administration in Washington is California's biggest problem, not who's governor.
10/08/2003
03:37

Governor Elect
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Gray Davis accepts the peoples' judgment and Cruz Bustamante would have kicked Arnold Schwarzenegger's ass.
10/08/2003
03:21

Democracy Grown Up
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Arnold Schwarzenegger joins Jesse Ventura as another member of the cast of "Predator" to govern a state.
10/08/2003
04:42

Trail and Tribulations
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A lesson they never teach you in journalism school, always get the candidate's response first.
10/09/2003
02:10

Action Jackson
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The government introduces a new $20 bill with a peach-tinted background and new high-tech security features.
10/09/2003
01:15

It's What's For Dinar
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The Iraqi Central Bank unveils the country's new currency, and awaits certain death at the hands of the insurgents.
10/09/2003
00:08

Moment of Zen - Peach Tint
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Burger King management explains the look of the new $20 bill.
10/09/2003
00:53

Democrats 2004: Race from the White House - Gephardt Tetherball
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Donate $100,000 or more to the Democrats and get a chance to play Gephardt tetherball.
10/09/2003
05:39

Tim Robbins
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Tim Robbins feels that should there be a Cubs-Red Sox World Series, both teams should get the trophy.
10/09/2003
02:50

Democrats 2004: Race from the White House - Graham & Clark
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The selling of Barbara Streisand's "Yentl" costume provides a $3.5 million cash infusion into Wesley Clark's campaign fund.
10/09/2003
01:16

Sausages
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Jon is pulling for a Red Sox-Cubs World Series, with the loser being made into sausages.
10/09/2003
03:09

Henry Kissinger Pt. 2
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Henry Kissinger applies the lessons learned from his book "Crisis" to the current spate of violence in the Middle East.
10/20/2003
05:18

Henry Kissinger Pt. 1
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Dr. Henry Kissinger discusses his latest book, "Crisis," and delves into how international crises tend to repeat themselves.
10/20/2003
00:10

Moment of Zen - Bush's Twin
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President Bush compares his grip of the language with California governor-elect Arnold Schwarzenegger's.
10/20/2003
02:47

Headlines - Little Help Here?
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The UN votes to approve sending more troops to Iraq to help with their reconstruction, and Donald Rumsfeld is happy the pussies have started helping.
10/20/2003
03:26

Twins
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President Bush meets with Governor-elect Schwarzenegger to not be asked to do anything and to show off his comedy chops.
10/20/2003
01:01

Blaine's Box
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David Blaine finishes his hunger strike protesting a lack of publicity, finally leaving his tiny box.
10/20/2003
04:10

Stressed for Success
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Samantha Bee travels to Denver, where an activist insists that 175 meditating Coloradans could eradicate terrorism world-wide.
10/20/2003
04:56

Angelina Jolie
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Angelina Jolie talks about the challenges of balancing her film career with her humanitarian efforts.
10/21/2003
03:33

Macaroni Penguin
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Laura Bush reads to Filipino children and the Filipino president reads to President Bush.
10/21/2003
01:20

Niagara Falls
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A man goes over Niagara Falls and lives
10/21/2003
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