The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Number Cruncher - Oil, Movies, McDonalds

Season 11 • 07/26/2006

British Petroleum's secret is drilling directly into bank safes.

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Ed Burns
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Ed Burns discusses his movie "The Groomsmen" and putting his friends' lives on film.
07/25/2006
03:12

Mess O'Potamia - Depress Conference
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President Bush and Iraqi Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki hold a press conference in Washington to discuss the security status of Baghdad.
07/25/2006
05:21

Headlines - A Current Affair
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Excessive demand for electricity causes a massive blackout in Queens.
07/25/2006
00:53

Daily/Colbert - Summer Intern
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Stephen Colbert reads a script prepared by one of his summer interns.
07/25/2006
06:03

Sharon Weinberger
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Sharon Weinberger reports that the Pentagon wants to invest in technology to change human behavior.
07/26/2006
03:25

God Is So Busted!
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Just wait till the Muslims and the Jews find out that God promised the Holy Land to both of them!
07/26/2006
03:36

Back in Black - Marriage
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Take Lewis Black's word for it, a one night stand with no love, a Quaalude and three beers can also bear children.
07/26/2006
01:07

Daily/Colbert - Comic Tint
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Jon Stewart ends the show and checks in with Stephen Colbert at the Colbert Report.
07/26/2006
02:31

Headlines - Condi-Meter
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You can judge Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice's feelings about a recent Middle East negotiation talk on the Condi-Meter.
07/26/2006
00:14

Moment of Zen - Marriage
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A bride does not have to pledge obedience to her husband anymore.
07/26/2006
03:16

Number Cruncher - Oil, Movies, McDonalds
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Jon Stewart has all his money in the stock for the Sandals resort in Beirut.
07/26/2006
06:07

Alon Ben-Meir
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Alon Ben-Meir discusses the marriage of convenience between Hamas and Hezbollah.
07/27/2006
04:00

Blame That Toon
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The real victims of cartoon socialist propaganda are the children.
07/27/2006
03:36

10 F#@king Years - NAMBLA
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The Daily Show looks back at ten years of NAMBLA.
07/27/2006
00:54

Daily/Colbert - Laryngitis
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Stephen Colbert can't do the preview because he has laryngitis.
07/27/2006
00:29

Moment of Zen - Lance Bass
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Steve Carell tries to get Lance Bass to talk to him.
07/27/2006
05:10

Headlines - Yes Minister
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Lance Bass comes out of the closet, while Iraqi Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki is interrupted by a professional heckler.
07/27/2006
03:36

Parliament Light
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George W. Bush forcing Tony Blair to watch him masticate at point-blank range is the height of collegiality.
07/31/2006
00:52

Daily/Colbert - This Week in God
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Stephen Colbert is concerned that The Daily Show is still using his God machine sounds.
07/31/2006
00:14

Daily/Colbert - Internationalize
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Stephen Colbert agrees with Jon that Jerusalem should be internationalized.
08/01/2006
06:30

Vali Nasr
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Iranian studies scholar Vali Nasr discusses his book "The Shia Revival" and the ascendance of Hezbollah.
08/01/2006
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