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Richard Clarke

Season 9 • 09/21/2004

Richard Clarke's advice to the Bush administration is to stop doing stupid things.

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00:11

Moment of Zen - Schrock's Message
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Republican Congressman Edward Schrock calls a gay sex personals phone line.
09/16/2004
02:33

Indecision 2004 - Forgery
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The documents produced by "60 Minutes" are undergoing the kind of scrutiny a more genteel generation reserved for blue dress semen stains.
09/16/2004
01:03

This Week Injustice - Lesbian Divorce
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Two pixilated lesbians make history in Canada by becoming the first gay couple to legally divorce.
09/16/2004
01:32

Hurricane Ivan
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Samantha Bee explains that to report on extreme weather you have to be standing in conditions that approximate that weather.
09/16/2004
00:58

This Week Injustice - Edward Schrock
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Congressman Edward Schrock, who once cosponsored a bill to ban same-sex marriage, leaves a message on a gay sex personals phone line.
09/16/2004
03:16

Media Culpa
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George W. Bush benefited from family connections to get a place in the Texas Guard, thus avoided service in Vietnam, which has led to Dan Rather's resignation.
09/21/2004
01:40

Fox News
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The dignified pinkie of protest is being raised against the banning of the fox hunt.
09/21/2004
02:53

Everyone At CBS News Needs To Go
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CBS News is in chaos, respected reputable outsiders need to be brought in to help the rebuilding effort.
09/21/2004
00:17

Moment of Zen - Dan Rather
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Dan Rather personally and directly apologizes.
09/21/2004
04:05

Inherit the Windpipe
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Senator Chic Hecht's apple story involving Senator John Kerry seems rotten to the core.
09/21/2004
07:10

Richard Clarke
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The less Christmas cards Richard Clarke gets from Washington D.C., the more he speaks out against the Bush administration.
09/21/2004
04:43

Marc Racicot Pt. 1
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Former Montana Governor Mark Racicot describes his complex role as the chairman of the 2004 Bush-Cheney campaign, and Jon pressures him to drop a political bombshell.
09/22/2004
05:10

Marc Racicot Pt. 2
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Marc Racicot believes George W. Bush is the man for our times.
09/22/2004
01:18

Challengercy
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George W. Bush addresses the world's diplomats, while John Kerry addresses the nation's housewives and kids sick with the flu.
09/22/2004
00:10

Moment of Zen - Safe Israel
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Madonna realizes that Israel is no more dangerous than New York.
09/22/2004
04:12

Face The Nations
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President Bush needs the United Nations help in maintaining order in Iraq... awkward.
09/22/2004
02:39

Schlepped Away
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Madonna turns to Kabbalah, since the voracious and rampant sexual promiscuity wasn't filling the void.
09/22/2004
01:43

Yusef Islam's Plane
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A flight from London makes an emergency landing after Yusef "Cat Stevens" Islam's name shows up on the No Fly List.
09/22/2004
01:31

Campaign Mess
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A New Jersey mother is under investigation for threatening President Bush and a John Kerry supporter gets fired for her political beliefs.
09/23/2004
01:44

Baby Iraq
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Rob Corddry believes free speech isn't a victim in this presidential campaign; people just need to watch what they say and do.
09/23/2004
00:10

Moment of Zen - Allawi Speech
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Ayad Allawi gives a speech to Congress, saying the world is better off without Saddam Hussein.
09/23/2004
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