The Colbert Report
Intro - 10/2/12
Season 9 • 10/02/2012
The presidential candidates gear up for the debates, and Univision's Jorge Ramos joins Stephen.
The Colbert ReportS9 The Word - Supply Chained
Cheap prison labor leaves small manufacturers and unemployed Americans in the dust, but who else can make a toothbrush and a lunch tray into a crossbow?
The Colbert ReportS9 Ben Folds Five
Alternative rock trio Ben Folds Five says that their band name was supposed to be comical, but even their manager didn't think it wasn't funny.
The Colbert ReportS9 Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's UN Entourage
America will never cripple Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's regime now that Costco has given his associates unfettered access to Family Pack technology.
The Colbert ReportS9 Mitt Romney's Tax Plan Math
The math behind how Romney can give everyone a 20% tax cut without bankrupting the government is way too advanced for regular folks to grasp.
The Colbert ReportS9 "America Again" Release
"America Again" lays out bold action steps that average Americans can take to reclaim the country's greatness, starting with "buy this book."
The Colbert ReportS9 Pulpit Freedom Sunday - Jim Garlow
Dr. Jim Garlow prepares for the fifth Pulpit Freedom Sunday and hopes the IRS will finally take him to court over it.
The Colbert ReportS9 Debate Hype & Mitt's Strategy
Reporters exaggerate the importance of the first debate, and Mitt prepares one-liners for his silver-tongued opponent.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - "America Again" Release
Stephen always has his nose and 3D glasses in a book.
The Colbert ReportS9 Pulpit Freedom Sunday
Pulpit Freedom Sunday brings together the thrill of lengthy sermons and the excitement of IRS tax policy.
The Colbert ReportS9 Jorge Ramos
Mexican journalist Jorge Ramos discusses the presidential election, self-deportation and the civic contributions of undocumented immigrants.
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 10/2/12
Churches back presidential candidates, Obama and Romney prep for the first debate, and Univision anchor Jorge Ramos sits down with Stephen.
The Colbert ReportS9 Kenny Rogers
Country music legend Kenny Rogers discusses his jazz beginnings and trusts that his song "The Gambler" is a metaphor for something.
The Colbert ReportS9 Cheating Death - Low T
With testosterone therapy, middle-aged men now have a way to feel inappropriately good about themselves.
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 10/3/12
Mitt Romney trails Barack Obama in the polls, a breakthrough occurs in men's vitality, and music legend Kenny Rogers talks country.
The Colbert ReportS9 George Will's Political Post-Racial Journalism
Washington Post columnist and African-American pioneer George Will believes that President Obama is only leading in the polls because he is black.
The Colbert ReportS9 Presidential Debates & Mitt Romney's Re-Introduction
Pundits debate whether or not the debates matter, and the name "Mitt Romney" just doesn't seem to stick with Americans.
The Colbert ReportS9 Voter Fraud Alert - Halloween & Pennsylvania
While asking for a photo ID is now meaningless, Pennsylvania election officials are still allowed the consolation prize of harassing voters for no reason.
The Colbert ReportS9 Mitt's "Etch A Sketch" Behavior
Mitt Romney shakes up his long-term policy promises, but the fact-check mafia warns that it could backfire.
The Colbert ReportS9 Mitt's Socialist Rhetoric & Body Language
Though Mitt Romney contradicted everything he said on the campaign trail, Fox News applauds his confident facial expressions during the debate.
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