The Colbert Report
Intro - 10/3/12
Season 9 E 3 • 10/03/2012
Mitt Romney trails Barack Obama in the polls, a breakthrough occurs in men's vitality, and music legend Kenny Rogers talks country.

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03:34
The Colbert ReportS9 E2
Debate Hype & Mitt's Strategy
Reporters exaggerate the importance of the first debate, and Mitt prepares one-liners for his silver-tongued opponent.
10/02/2012
00:07
The Colbert ReportS9 E2
Sign Off - "America Again" Release
Stephen always has his nose and 3D glasses in a book.
10/02/2012
02:40
The Colbert ReportS9 E2
Pulpit Freedom Sunday
Pulpit Freedom Sunday brings together the thrill of lengthy sermons and the excitement of IRS tax policy.
10/02/2012
05:56
The Colbert ReportS9 E2
Jorge Ramos
Mexican journalist Jorge Ramos discusses the presidential election, self-deportation and the civic contributions of undocumented immigrants.
10/02/2012
00:38
The Colbert ReportS9 E2
Intro - 10/2/12
Churches back presidential candidates, Obama and Romney prep for the first debate, and Univision anchor Jorge Ramos sits down with Stephen.
10/02/2012
00:08
The Colbert ReportS9 E3
Sign Off - Banana Phone
Stephen takes an important call.
10/03/2012
05:34
The Colbert ReportS9 E3
Kenny Rogers
Country music legend Kenny Rogers discusses his jazz beginnings and trusts that his song "The Gambler" is a metaphor for something.
10/03/2012
05:22
The Colbert ReportS9 E3
Cheating Death - Low T
With testosterone therapy, middle-aged men now have a way to feel inappropriately good about themselves.
10/03/2012
05:04
The Colbert ReportS9 E3
George Will's Political Post-Racial Journalism
Washington Post columnist and African-American pioneer George Will believes that President Obama is only leading in the polls because he is black.
10/03/2012
04:08
The Colbert ReportS9 E3
Presidential Debates & Mitt Romney's Re-Introduction
Pundits debate whether or not the debates matter, and the name "Mitt Romney" just doesn't seem to stick with Americans.
10/03/2012
00:37
The Colbert ReportS9 E3
Intro - 10/3/12
Mitt Romney trails Barack Obama in the polls, a breakthrough occurs in men's vitality, and music legend Kenny Rogers talks country.
10/03/2012
03:31
The Colbert ReportS9 E4
Voter Fraud Alert - Halloween & Pennsylvania
While asking for a photo ID is now meaningless, Pennsylvania election officials are still allowed the consolation prize of harassing voters for no reason.
10/04/2012
03:22
The Colbert ReportS9 E4
Mitt's "Etch A Sketch" Behavior
Mitt Romney shakes up his long-term policy promises, but the fact-check mafia warns that it could backfire.
10/04/2012
03:54
The Colbert ReportS9 E4
Mitt's Socialist Rhetoric & Body Language
Though Mitt Romney contradicted everything he said on the campaign trail, Fox News applauds his confident facial expressions during the debate.
10/04/2012
05:26
The Colbert ReportS9 E4
George Church
Molecular geneticist George Church shares his book, "Regenesis: How Synthetic Biology Will Reinvent Nature and Ourselves."
10/04/2012
01:54
The Colbert ReportS9 E4
Chris Matthews's Impotent Rage
MSNBC craps its pants over Barack Obama's debate performance, and Mr. Potato Head Chris Matthews is particularly steamed.
10/04/2012
00:08
The Colbert ReportS9 E4
Sign Off - Rabbit Food
Stephen feeds Mitt Romney's updated tax plan.
10/04/2012
02:39
The Colbert ReportS9 E4
Obama's Debate Apathy & PBS
President Obama acts like he doesn't want to debate, and the Alpha Mitt plans to can Jim Lehrer and Big Bird.
10/04/2012
01:06
The Colbert ReportS9 E5
Sign Off - Welcome Baby Brumm!
Stephen's writer sends a story pitch during his first day with his new daughter.
10/08/2012
03:33
The Colbert ReportS9 E5
Koch Brothers & Orc Senate Candidate
Charles and David Koch pledge $1 million to Arkansas House Republicans, and Maine state Senate candidate Colleen Lachowicz gets slammed for her gaming hobby.
10/08/2012
00:29
The Colbert ReportS9 E5
Intro - 10/8/12
A new minority forms, campaign attacks target personal hobbies, and Mark Kelly plugs his children's book, "Mousetronaut."
10/08/2012
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