The Colbert Report
Intro - 10/3/12
Season 9 • 10/03/2012
Mitt Romney still lags in the polls, and country star Kenny Rogers talks "Islands in the Stream."
The Colbert ReportS9 Debate Hype & Mitt's Strategy
Reporters exaggerate the importance of the first debate, and Mitt prepares one-liners for his silver-tongued opponent.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - "America Again" Release
Stephen always has his nose and 3D glasses in a book.
The Colbert ReportS9 Pulpit Freedom Sunday
Pulpit Freedom Sunday brings together the thrill of lengthy sermons and the excitement of IRS tax policy.
The Colbert ReportS9 Jorge Ramos
Mexican journalist Jorge Ramos discusses the presidential election, self-deportation and the civic contributions of undocumented immigrants.
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 10/2/12
Churches back presidential candidates, Obama and Romney prep for the first debate, and Univision anchor Jorge Ramos sits down with Stephen.
The Colbert ReportS9 Kenny Rogers
Country music legend Kenny Rogers discusses his jazz beginnings and trusts that his song "The Gambler" is a metaphor for something.
The Colbert ReportS9 Cheating Death - Low T
With testosterone therapy, middle-aged men now have a way to feel inappropriately good about themselves.
The Colbert ReportS9 George Will's Political Post-Racial Journalism
Washington Post columnist and African-American pioneer George Will believes that President Obama is only leading in the polls because he is black.
The Colbert ReportS9 Presidential Debates & Mitt Romney's Re-Introduction
Pundits debate whether or not the debates matter, and the name "Mitt Romney" just doesn't seem to stick with Americans.
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 10/3/12
Mitt Romney trails Barack Obama in the polls, a breakthrough occurs in men's vitality, and music legend Kenny Rogers talks country.
The Colbert ReportS9 Voter Fraud Alert - Halloween & Pennsylvania
While asking for a photo ID is now meaningless, Pennsylvania election officials are still allowed the consolation prize of harassing voters for no reason.
The Colbert ReportS9 Mitt's "Etch A Sketch" Behavior
Mitt Romney shakes up his long-term policy promises, but the fact-check mafia warns that it could backfire.
The Colbert ReportS9 Mitt's Socialist Rhetoric & Body Language
Though Mitt Romney contradicted everything he said on the campaign trail, Fox News applauds his confident facial expressions during the debate.
The Colbert ReportS9 George Church
Molecular geneticist George Church shares his book, "Regenesis: How Synthetic Biology Will Reinvent Nature and Ourselves."
The Colbert ReportS9 Chris Matthews's Impotent Rage
MSNBC craps its pants over Barack Obama's debate performance, and Mr. Potato Head Chris Matthews is particularly steamed.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - Rabbit Food
Stephen feeds Mitt Romney's updated tax plan.
The Colbert ReportS9 Obama's Debate Apathy & PBS
President Obama acts like he doesn't want to debate, and the Alpha Mitt plans to can Jim Lehrer and Big Bird.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - Welcome Baby Brumm!
Stephen's writer sends a story pitch during his first day with his new daughter.
The Colbert ReportS9 Koch Brothers & Orc Senate Candidate
Charles and David Koch pledge $1 million to Arkansas House Republicans, and Maine state Senate candidate Colleen Lachowicz gets slammed for her gaming hobby.
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