Elmer Has a Birthday
Season 2 E 25 • 03/09/2004
Elmer's grandson settles a dispute between him and a charitable organization.
Crank YankersS2 E22Terrence Needs Help with Mickey Rooney
Terrence tries to negotiate a deal for a poop-scooping service to come clean up after Mickey Rooney.
Crank YankersS2 E22Bobby Needs a Locksmith
Bobby "Nordstrom" tries to convince a locksmith to let him into one of his family's stores in the middle of the night.
Crank YankersS2 E23Jack Seeks a Personal Trainer
Jack Gravat has an overwhelmingly number of questions about a gym's personal trainers.
Crank YankersS2 E23Birchum Calls a Private Investigator
Birchum tries to bond with the receptionist at a private investigator's office over their children's sex lives.
Crank YankersS2 E23Wally Calls an Exterminator
A very suspicious man refuses to believe that an exterminator believes him about his roach problem.
Crank YankersS2 E24Esperanza's Cold Chillin'
Esperanza complains that the temperature in the frozen food aisle at the grocery store has made her nipples irreversibly hard.
Crank YankersS2 E24Theo Calls to Adopt Some Kittens
An allergy-prone cat lover enumerates the reasons he loves his cats and wonders why he sneezes so much when his pets are around.
Crank YankersS2 E24Gladys's ATM Jackpot
After a malfunctioning ATM gives Gladys extra cash, she tries to teach her son a lesson about getting rewarded for good behavior.
Crank YankersS2 E25Chip Fights Racism
Chip calls a public transportation company on behalf of a watchdog group to complain that Hispanic people must press the number 2 for Spanish.
Crank YankersS2 E25Sportscaster Truth
Landalious "The Truth" Truefeld shows that he's a man of many skills while trying to get a job at a radio station.
Crank YankersS2 E25Elmer Has a Birthday
Things get heated when Elmer mistakes a donation made on his behalf for a donation made to him personally.
Crank YankersS2 E26Jeff Plans a Surprise Party
An escalating series of disasters ensues after Jeff's son finds out about his surprise party.
Crank YankersS2 E26Special Ed's Spanish Lesson
Special Ed tries to connect with an employee at a Mexican restaurant using his love of the Spanish language.
Crank YankersS2 E26Cammie Learns About Judaism
In preparation for meeting her Jewish boyfriend's parents, Cammie asks a Jewish woman about her people's culture.
Crank YankersS2 E27Birchum Makes Funeral Arrangements
A talent agency debates Birchum over what would be appropriate for hired actors to do at his father's funeral.
Crank YankersS2 E27Travis Needs Some Clothes for His Wife
Travis calls a children's clothing store to see if he can find some sexy clothing for his wife, who is a little person.
Crank YankersS2 E27Ezekiel Magoo Takes a Stand
The employees at a coffee shop must defend their company's name against Ezekiel's outrage.
Crank YankersS2 E27Gene Wants to Get in Shape
Gene drills a local gym on its certifications to determine if they can accommodate his paraplegia.
Crank YankersS2 E28Foreign Guy Books a Cruise
A man with an inconsistent command of English tries to plan a vacation for him and his family.
Crank YankersS2 E28Tobias Predicts the Future
An aspiring psychic makes some bold claims about the life of one of his test subjects.
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