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Elmer Has a Birthday
Season 2 E 25 • 03/09/2004
Elmer's grandson settles a dispute between him and a charitable organization.
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03:04
Crank Yankers
S2 E22
Terrence Needs Help with Mickey Rooney
Terrence tries to negotiate a deal for a poop-scooping service to come clean up after Mickey Rooney.
02/17/2004
03:47
Crank Yankers
S2 E22
Bobby Needs a Locksmith
Bobby "Nordstrom" tries to convince a locksmith to let him into one of his family's stores in the middle of the night.
02/17/2004
02:41
Crank Yankers
S2 E23
Jack Seeks a Personal Trainer
Jack Gravat has an overwhelmingly number of questions about a gym's personal trainers.
02/24/2004
02:55
Crank Yankers
S2 E23
Birchum Calls a Private Investigator
Birchum tries to bond with the receptionist at a private investigator's office over their children's sex lives.
02/24/2004
03:14
Crank Yankers
S2 E23
Wally Calls an Exterminator
A very suspicious man refuses to believe that an exterminator believes him about his roach problem.
02/24/2004
03:03
Crank Yankers
S2 E24
Esperanza's Cold Chillin'
Esperanza complains that the temperature in the frozen food aisle at the grocery store has made her nipples irreversibly hard.
03/02/2004
03:25
Crank Yankers
S2 E24
Theo Calls to Adopt Some Kittens
An allergy-prone cat lover enumerates the reasons he loves his cats and wonders why he sneezes so much when his pets are around.
03/02/2004
03:19
Crank Yankers
S2 E24
Gladys's ATM Jackpot
After a malfunctioning ATM gives Gladys extra cash, she tries to teach her son a lesson about getting rewarded for good behavior.
03/02/2004
03:07
Crank Yankers
S2 E25
Chip Fights Racism
Chip calls a public transportation company on behalf of a watchdog group to complain that Hispanic people must press the number 2 for Spanish.
03/09/2004
03:22
Crank Yankers
S2 E25
Sportscaster Truth
Landalious "The Truth" Truefeld shows that he's a man of many skills while trying to get a job at a radio station.
03/09/2004
03:39
Crank Yankers
S2 E25
Elmer Has a Birthday
Things get heated when Elmer mistakes a donation made on his behalf for a donation made to him personally.
03/09/2004
03:20
Crank Yankers
S2 E26
Jeff Plans a Surprise Party
An escalating series of disasters ensues after Jeff's son finds out about his surprise party.
03/16/2004
01:44
Crank Yankers
S2 E26
Special Ed's Spanish Lesson
Special Ed tries to connect with an employee at a Mexican restaurant using his love of the Spanish language.
03/16/2004
02:51
Crank Yankers
S2 E26
Cammie Learns About Judaism
In preparation for meeting her Jewish boyfriend's parents, Cammie asks a Jewish woman about her people's culture.
03/16/2004
03:07
Crank Yankers
S2 E27
Birchum Makes Funeral Arrangements
A talent agency debates Birchum over what would be appropriate for hired actors to do at his father's funeral.
03/23/2004
03:21
Crank Yankers
S2 E27
Travis Needs Some Clothes for His Wife
Travis calls a children's clothing store to see if he can find some sexy clothing for his wife, who is a little person.
03/23/2004
03:25
Crank Yankers
S2 E27
Ezekiel Magoo Takes a Stand
The employees at a coffee shop must defend their company's name against Ezekiel's outrage.
03/23/2004
02:39
Crank Yankers
S2 E27
Gene Wants to Get in Shape
Gene drills a local gym on its certifications to determine if they can accommodate his paraplegia.
03/23/2004
02:43
Crank Yankers
S2 E28
Foreign Guy Books a Cruise
A man with an inconsistent command of English tries to plan a vacation for him and his family.
03/30/2004
03:31
Crank Yankers
S2 E28
Tobias Predicts the Future
An aspiring psychic makes some bold claims about the life of one of his test subjects.
03/30/2004
01:00
Crank Yankers
S2 E28
Niles Needs a Dentist
Niles calls a dental health clinic to find out if the dentist will be gentle on his teeth.
03/30/2004
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