Crank Yankers

Elmer Has a Birthday

Season 2 E 25 • 03/09/2004

Elmer's grandson settles a dispute between him and a charitable organization.

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Crank YankersS2 E22
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Bobby "Nordstrom" tries to convince a locksmith to let him into one of his family's stores in the middle of the night.
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Crank YankersS2 E23
Jack Seeks a Personal Trainer

Jack Gravat has an overwhelmingly number of questions about a gym's personal trainers.
02/24/2004
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Crank YankersS2 E23
Birchum Calls a Private Investigator

Birchum tries to bond with the receptionist at a private investigator's office over their children's sex lives.
02/24/2004
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Crank YankersS2 E23
Wally Calls an Exterminator

A very suspicious man refuses to believe that an exterminator believes him about his roach problem.
02/24/2004
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Crank YankersS2 E24
Esperanza's Cold Chillin'

Esperanza complains that the temperature in the frozen food aisle at the grocery store has made her nipples irreversibly hard.
03/02/2004
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Crank YankersS2 E24
Theo Calls to Adopt Some Kittens

An allergy-prone cat lover enumerates the reasons he loves his cats and wonders why he sneezes so much when his pets are around.
03/02/2004
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Crank YankersS2 E24
Gladys's ATM Jackpot

After a malfunctioning ATM gives Gladys extra cash, she tries to teach her son a lesson about getting rewarded for good behavior.
03/02/2004
03:07

Crank YankersS2 E25
Chip Fights Racism

Chip calls a public transportation company on behalf of a watchdog group to complain that Hispanic people must press the number 2 for Spanish.
03/09/2004
03:22

Crank YankersS2 E25
Sportscaster Truth

Landalious "The Truth" Truefeld shows that he's a man of many skills while trying to get a job at a radio station.
03/09/2004
03:39

Crank YankersS2 E25
Elmer Has a Birthday

Things get heated when Elmer mistakes a donation made on his behalf for a donation made to him personally.
03/09/2004
03:20

Crank YankersS2 E26
Jeff Plans a Surprise Party

An escalating series of disasters ensues after Jeff's son finds out about his surprise party.
03/16/2004
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Crank YankersS2 E26
Special Ed's Spanish Lesson

Special Ed tries to connect with an employee at a Mexican restaurant using his love of the Spanish language.
03/16/2004
02:51

Crank YankersS2 E26
Cammie Learns About Judaism

In preparation for meeting her Jewish boyfriend's parents, Cammie asks a Jewish woman about her people's culture.
03/16/2004
03:07

Crank YankersS2 E27
Birchum Makes Funeral Arrangements

A talent agency debates Birchum over what would be appropriate for hired actors to do at his father's funeral.
03/23/2004
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Crank YankersS2 E27
Travis Needs Some Clothes for His Wife

Travis calls a children's clothing store to see if he can find some sexy clothing for his wife, who is a little person.
03/23/2004
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Crank YankersS2 E27
Ezekiel Magoo Takes a Stand

The employees at a coffee shop must defend their company's name against Ezekiel's outrage.
03/23/2004
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Crank YankersS2 E27
Gene Wants to Get in Shape

Gene drills a local gym on its certifications to determine if they can accommodate his paraplegia.
03/23/2004
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Crank YankersS2 E28
Foreign Guy Books a Cruise

A man with an inconsistent command of English tries to plan a vacation for him and his family.
03/30/2004
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Crank YankersS2 E28
Tobias Predicts the Future

An aspiring psychic makes some bold claims about the life of one of his test subjects.
03/30/2004
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Crank YankersS2 E28
Niles Needs a Dentist

Niles calls a dental health clinic to find out if the dentist will be gentle on his teeth.
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