Crank Yankers

Esperanza's Cold Chillin'

Season 2 E 24 • 03/02/2004

An employee at a grocery store refuses to apologize for a customer's embarrassing medical issues.

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Danny Has Questions About Childbirth
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A nervous father-to-be gets some detailed information about what to expect when his wife gives birth.
02/10/2004
03:17

Hadassah Receives a Gift From Her Mom
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After receiving a talking toy bear from her mother, Hadassah ponders the meaning of the gift's explicit message.
02/10/2004
03:52

Language Lessons for Ray
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In order to better communicate with his girlfriend, Ray Shanty tries to find a nerd who will teach him Klingon.
02/17/2004
03:04

Terrence Needs Help with Mickey Rooney
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Terrence tries to negotiate a deal for a poop-scooping service to come clean up after Mickey Rooney.
02/17/2004
03:47

Bobby Needs a Locksmith
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Bobby "Nordstrom" tries to convince a locksmith to let him into one of his family's stores in the middle of the night.
02/17/2004
02:41

Jack Seeks a Personal Trainer
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Jack Gravat has an overwhelmingly number of questions about a gym's personal trainers.
02/24/2004
02:55

Birchum Calls a Private Investigator
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Birchum tries to bond with the receptionist at a private investigator's office over their children's sex lives.
02/24/2004
03:14

Wally Calls an Exterminator
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A very suspicious man refuses to believe that an exterminator believes him about his roach problem.
02/24/2004
03:25

Theo Calls to Adopt Some Kittens
Crank YankersS2 E24

An allergy-prone cat lover enumerates the reasons he loves his cats and wonders why he sneezes so much when his pets are around.
03/02/2004
03:19

Gladys's ATM Jackpot
Crank YankersS2 E24

After a malfunctioning ATM gives Gladys extra cash, she tries to teach her son a lesson about getting rewarded for good behavior.
03/02/2004
03:03

Esperanza's Cold Chillin'
Crank YankersS2 E24

Esperanza complains that the temperature in the frozen food aisle at the grocery store has made her nipples irreversibly hard.
03/02/2004
03:07

Chip Fights Racism
Crank YankersS2 E25

Chip calls a public transportation company on behalf of a watchdog group to complain that Hispanic people must press the number 2 for Spanish.
03/09/2004
03:22

Sportscaster Truth
Crank YankersS2 E25

Landalious "The Truth" Truefeld shows that he's a man of many skills while trying to get a job at a radio station.
03/09/2004
03:39

Elmer Has a Birthday
Crank YankersS2 E25

Things get heated when Elmer mistakes a donation made on his behalf for a donation made to him personally.
03/09/2004
03:20

Jeff Plans a Surprise Party
Crank YankersS2 E26

An escalating series of disasters ensues after Jeff's son finds out about his surprise party.
03/16/2004
01:44

Special Ed's Spanish Lesson
Crank YankersS2 E26

Special Ed tries to connect with an employee at a Mexican restaurant using his love of the Spanish language.
03/16/2004
02:51

Cammie Learns About Judaism
Crank YankersS2 E26

In preparation for meeting her Jewish boyfriend's parents, Cammie asks a Jewish woman about her people's culture.
03/16/2004
03:07

Birchum Makes Funeral Arrangements
Crank YankersS2 E27

A talent agency debates Birchum over what would be appropriate for hired actors to do at his father's funeral.
03/23/2004
03:21

Travis Needs Some Clothes for His Wife
Crank YankersS2 E27

Travis calls a children's clothing store to see if he can find some sexy clothing for his wife, who is a little person.
03/23/2004
03:25

Ezekiel Magoo Takes a Stand
Crank YankersS2 E27

The employees at a coffee shop must defend their company's name against Ezekiel's outrage.
03/23/2004
02:39

Gene Wants to Get in Shape
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Gene drills a local gym on its certifications to determine if they can accommodate his paraplegia.
03/23/2004
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