The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Headlines - Empire of the Son

Season 3 • 06/15/1999

George W. Bush can't bring himself to talk about the selflessness of politics.

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Correspondent Mo Rocca travels to North Adams, Massachusetts where a bowling-while-intoxicated law drives boozers to New York to prove drinking doesn't affect their game.
06/14/1999
01:09

Headlines - Christ Club
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The Catholic Church opens retail stores to bridge 20th century marketing with 10th century philosophy.
06/14/1999
00:12

Moment of Zen - Sunk
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A battleship at sea is sunk.
06/15/1999
01:06

This Just In - China White Sale
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Columbia University sets itself apart as the stone-cold grooviest of all the Ivy League colleges.
06/15/1999
01:02

Headlines - Scream On
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Disney marries rock 'n' roll to theme park fun.
06/15/1999
01:49

Other News - Arrggh!
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The ship of the Dread Pirate Blackbeard is found, or at least another one that was built around the same time was.
06/15/1999
01:20

Headlines - Keno Evil
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The Supreme Court paves the way for people to spend money on things they would otherwise blow on heat, food and clothing.
06/15/1999
03:15

Ugly American - Summer Jobs
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Dave Attell believes illegal aliens should fill the lifeguard positions, since we already know they can swim.
06/15/1999
03:00

News For Kids - Chocolate Bunny Hollow
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Jon explains what NATO International Peacekeepers are, in kid terms.
06/15/1999
04:04

Rob Lowe
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Rob Lowe thinks that Mike Myers is going to bring the pinky ring back.
06/15/1999
02:25

Headlines - Empire of the Son
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George W. Bush's foreign policy experience ranges from El Paso to Lubbock.
06/15/1999
04:08

Mummy Dearest
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Mo Rocca meets a woman who continues to enjoy quality time with her dead dog thanks to pet mummification.
06/16/1999
01:13

Headlines - INRI but Not In Me
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Grand Dragon Jerry Falwell says the church will not accept homosexuals unless they give up homosexuality.
06/16/1999
01:10

This Just In - Marked for Death
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Tattoos spoil the natural purity of Barbie's non-existent mons and 48DD knockers.
06/16/1999
00:11

Moment of Zen - Pet Mummification
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A dog is in the process of being mummified.
06/16/1999
00:29

Recap - 6/16/99
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Al Gore is boring, the American Film Institute honors screen legends, and Barbie gets tattoos.
06/16/1999
02:47

Headlines - Snore More Years
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Al Gore wants to give the nation what we haven't had in the White House for a long time -- moral integrity, firm leadership and a trio of hot first daughters.
06/16/1999
02:28

Back in Black - Peruvian Jungle
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Drug addicts are treated to a hallucinogenic drink in the Peruvian jungle, North and South Korea are about to have it out, and George W. Bush is leading in the polls.
06/16/1999
00:49

Other News - Purple Reign
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The Zen Buddhist agreed to a four-year $24 million contract, conveniently overlooking any vows of poverty.
06/16/1999
04:53

Mike Myers
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Mike Myers tells Jon about learning the wrong Irish accent for a movie so weird it might not be released.
06/16/1999
01:02

Headlines - Death Stars
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The American Film Institute pays tribute to the fifty greatest screen legends ever to have been previously honored in a similar style.
06/16/1999
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