The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Headlines - Empire of the Son
Season 3 • 06/15/1999
George W. Bush can't bring himself to talk about the selflessness of politics.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 BWI
Correspondent Mo Rocca travels to North Adams, Massachusetts where a bowling-while-intoxicated law drives boozers to New York to prove drinking doesn't affect their game.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Headlines - Christ Club
The Catholic Church opens retail stores to bridge 20th century marketing with 10th century philosophy.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 This Just In - China White Sale
Columbia University sets itself apart as the stone-cold grooviest of all the Ivy League colleges.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Headlines - Scream On
Disney marries rock 'n' roll to theme park fun.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Other News - Arrggh!
The ship of the Dread Pirate Blackbeard is found, or at least another one that was built around the same time was.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Headlines - Keno Evil
The Supreme Court paves the way for people to spend money on things they would otherwise blow on heat, food and clothing.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Ugly American - Summer Jobs
Dave Attell believes illegal aliens should fill the lifeguard positions, since we already know they can swim.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 News For Kids - Chocolate Bunny Hollow
Jon explains what NATO International Peacekeepers are, in kid terms.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Rob Lowe
Rob Lowe thinks that Mike Myers is going to bring the pinky ring back.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Headlines - Empire of the Son
George W. Bush's foreign policy experience ranges from El Paso to Lubbock.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Mummy Dearest
Mo Rocca meets a woman who continues to enjoy quality time with her dead dog thanks to pet mummification.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Headlines - INRI but Not In Me
Grand Dragon Jerry Falwell says the church will not accept homosexuals unless they give up homosexuality.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 This Just In - Marked for Death
Tattoos spoil the natural purity of Barbie's non-existent mons and 48DD knockers.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Moment of Zen - Pet Mummification
A dog is in the process of being mummified.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Recap - 6/16/99
Al Gore is boring, the American Film Institute honors screen legends, and Barbie gets tattoos.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Headlines - Snore More Years
Al Gore wants to give the nation what we haven't had in the White House for a long time -- moral integrity, firm leadership and a trio of hot first daughters.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Back in Black - Peruvian Jungle
Drug addicts are treated to a hallucinogenic drink in the Peruvian jungle, North and South Korea are about to have it out, and George W. Bush is leading in the polls.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Other News - Purple Reign
The Zen Buddhist agreed to a four-year $24 million contract, conveniently overlooking any vows of poverty.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Mike Myers
Mike Myers tells Jon about learning the wrong Irish accent for a movie so weird it might not be released.
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