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Drunk Driving

Season 5 • 05/10/2001

Our scientists don't need any help getting lost and crashing stuff.

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04:08

Air Rage
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Mo Rocca goes undercover as a flight attendant to research the phenomenon known as air rage.
05/09/2001
02:12

White House Drilling
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Vance DeGeneres reports on the Bush administration's new energy plan: drilling for oil in the White House's Rose Garden.
05/09/2001
03:04

Back in Black - Government Waste
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Lewis Black comments on government waste in the U.S., abroad and in outer space.
05/09/2001
03:11

Online Gamer
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Lord Viper Scorpion likes to play online games where, after he kills his opponent, he pees and poops all over them.
05/10/2001
00:32

Were You Aware? - Kentucky Derby
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The owner of the second fastest time in the Kentucky Derby could have gone much faster had he been in a car.
05/10/2001
02:14

Headlines - Plan Asinine from Outer Space
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An emergency room physician leads the charge against the government to declassify information regarding UFOs.
05/10/2001
04:38

Patricia Richardson
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Patricia Richardson does the work of firemen.
05/10/2001
01:33

Other News - Love Shaq
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Shaquille O'Neal's stand-up comedy act is funny, but not Kurt Rambis funny.
05/10/2001
05:27

Where in the World Is Stephen Colbert - Swine
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Stephen Colbert has no idea where he is, all he knows is that it's dark, wet and damp.
05/10/2001
00:17

Moment of Zen - Flying Saucer
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A cake-mold on a string looks like a UFO.
05/10/2001
01:17

Drunk Driving
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If space aliens can teach us anything it's that friends don't let friends drive drunk.
05/10/2001
00:07

Moment of Zen - Fabulous
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Richard Simmons helps you sweat yourself fabulous.
05/14/2001
02:06

Gayer Than Ever
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Under Dr. Spitzer's training, Steve Carell is feeling more damned to hell and having more sex with men.
05/14/2001
04:01

Headlines - Goin' Back to Tally
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Ashcroft's morning bible sessions explicitly ban Jews. Actually, they just don't have any muffins.
05/14/2001
02:08

Other News - Queer Today, Gone Tomorrow
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If you're a happy, healthy homosexual, there may be a way for you to become an unhappy, unhealthy heterosexual.
05/14/2001
02:56

A Tale of Survival - Spanish Monster Pt. 2
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A mysterious, mustached stranger arrives to save Jeremy in his hour of despair.
05/14/2001
03:50

Maura Tierney
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Jon wants Maura Tierney to tell him why girls are so much cooler than dudes.
05/14/2001
04:27

A Tale of Survival - Spanish Monster Pt. 1
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If Jeremy can't get to Spanish class by 1:30 pm, it's adios passing grade and hola failure.
05/14/2001
00:19

Recap - 5/14/01
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How durable is your homosexuality?
05/14/2001
02:57

We Love Showbiz - Tom Cruise
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Tom Cruise sues, Brendon Fraser yaps and Heather Locklear contemplates suicide.
05/15/2001
05:24

Denise Quinones August
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Miss Universe Denise Quinones August stops by to talk about her recent win and why she has to spend a lot of time with Donald Trump
05/15/2001
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