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Headlines - Goin' Back to Tally

Season 5 • 05/14/2001

Ashcroft's bible sessions have a no-muffin policy.

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05:27

Where in the World Is Stephen Colbert - Swine
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Stephen Colbert has no idea where he is, all he knows is that it's dark, wet and damp.
05/10/2001
00:17

Moment of Zen - Flying Saucer
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A cake-mold on a string looks like a UFO.
05/10/2001
01:17

Drunk Driving
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If space aliens can teach us anything it's that friends don't let friends drive drunk.
05/10/2001
00:07

Moment of Zen - Fabulous
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Richard Simmons helps you sweat yourself fabulous.
05/14/2001
02:06

Gayer Than Ever
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Under Dr. Spitzer's training, Steve Carell is feeling more damned to hell and having more sex with men.
05/14/2001
02:08

Other News - Queer Today, Gone Tomorrow
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If you're a happy, healthy homosexual, there may be a way for you to become an unhappy, unhealthy heterosexual.
05/14/2001
02:56

A Tale of Survival - Spanish Monster Pt. 2
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A mysterious, mustached stranger arrives to save Jeremy in his hour of despair.
05/14/2001
03:50

Maura Tierney
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Jon wants Maura Tierney to tell him why girls are so much cooler than dudes.
05/14/2001
04:27

A Tale of Survival - Spanish Monster Pt. 1
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If Jeremy can't get to Spanish class by 1:30 pm, it's adios passing grade and hola failure.
05/14/2001
00:19

Recap - 5/14/01
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How durable is your homosexuality?
05/14/2001
04:01

Headlines - Goin' Back to Tally
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Ashcroft's morning bible sessions explicitly ban Jews. Actually, they just don't have any muffins.
05/14/2001
02:57

We Love Showbiz - Tom Cruise
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Tom Cruise sues, Brendon Fraser yaps and Heather Locklear contemplates suicide.
05/15/2001
05:24

Denise Quinones August
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Miss Universe Denise Quinones August stops by to talk about her recent win and why she has to spend a lot of time with Donald Trump
05/15/2001
01:53

Intro - Miss Universe
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Jon Stewart isn't saying, but he's saying that the Miss Universe pageant may favor earthlings.
05/15/2001
01:37

Honey's I'm Home
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Jon looks at the sad results of a society without alcohol, caffeine or porn.
05/15/2001
02:39

Weeding Out the Wives
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Stephen Colbert offers polygamists tips on how to compare, contrast, and, finally, choose the best mates of their bunch.
05/15/2001
00:16

Moment of Zen - Getting High
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The good old days of medical marijuana are gone and past.
05/15/2001
01:40

Other News - Live Long and Oscar
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A new study says Oscar winners live an average of four years longer than non-Oscar winning actors.
05/15/2001
02:18

Waiting to Inhale
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Marijuana advocates find Court decision absolutely hilarious until a couple of hours later.
05/15/2001
00:26

Recap - 5/15/01
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Jon Stewart ends the show and recaps tonight's top stories.
05/15/2001
00:12

Moment of Zen - Steroids
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A very muscular man walks in handcuffs after being arrested for steroids.
05/16/2001
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