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Florence Welch

Season 7 • 06/21/2011

Florence Welch imagines she would be a lot drunker if she didn't perform.

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Senior Moment - Pot Smoking Seniors

Seniors will soon be crocheting black light posters and syncing Perry Como's "Lightly Latin" with season three of "Murder She Wrote."
06/15/2011
05:05

The Colbert ReportS7
ThreatDown - Moo Shu Man-Milk, Centenarians & Robo-Slackers

Chinese cows produce human breast milk, America's population of 100-year-olds doubles, and scientists build a robot that can juggle.
06/20/2011
00:37

The Colbert ReportS7
Sign Off - Bon Iver Bonus Song

Florence and the Machine will join Stephen for day two of StePhest Colbchella '011.
06/20/2011
04:47

The Colbert ReportS7
StePhest Colbchella '011 - Rock You Like a Thirst-Icane

Dr Pepper and Stephen are so excited to have a week of great bands, including Bon Iver, Florence and the Machine, Talib Kweli, and Jack White.
06/20/2011
04:51

The Colbert ReportS7
Justin Vernon

Justin Vernon might have written a club album if he had been sick with St. Vitus Dance instead of mono.
06/20/2011
00:32

The Colbert ReportS7
Intro - 6/20/11

Stephen kicks off his summer concert series, looks at new developments in technology and welcomes Bon Iver.
06/20/2011
05:39

The Colbert ReportS7
2011: A Rock Odyssey Featuring Jack White Pt. 1

Stephen urges Jack White to sell yogurt with the White Stripes' "Seven Nation Army."
06/21/2011
00:18

The Colbert ReportS7
Sign Off - Talib Kweli Tomorrow

Talib Kweli will be spitting rhymes and dropping science tomorrow.
06/21/2011
02:28

The Colbert ReportS7
StePhest Colbchella '011 - Stephen Revives His Music Career

After his Billboard-eligible hit, "Charlene (I'm Right Behind You)," Stephen decides to jump back into the music business.
06/21/2011
04:46

The Colbert ReportS7
Generic Republican Presidential Nominee

Jon Huntsman announces his presidential candidacy, and Stephen finds the perfect generic Republican presidential candidate.
06/21/2011
02:55

The Colbert ReportS7
Florence Welch

Florence Welch recalls being discovered while singing drunkenly in a girl's bathroom.
06/21/2011
04:28

The Colbert ReportS7
The Word - The Defining Moment

President Obama could end all wars by using the executive power of meaningless semantics.
06/22/2011
06:41

The Colbert ReportS7
2011: A Rock Odyssey Featuring Jack White Pt. 2

Jack White plans to combine Stephen's qualities with the Black Belles' good looks and musical talent.
06/22/2011
02:15

The Colbert ReportS7
George W. Bush Helps Break a World Record

President Bush restores America's image by helping break the world record for most people wearing sunglasses in the dark.
06/22/2011
04:00

The Colbert ReportS7
Talib Kweli

Talib Kweli thinks his conscious rapper label is a limitation and a compliment.
06/22/2011
00:49

The Colbert ReportS7
StePhest Colbchella '011 - Stephen Announces His Hit Song

Jack White and Stephen will present their new hit song to end the summer concert series.
06/23/2011
07:59

The Colbert ReportS7
2011: A Rock Odyssey Featuring Jack White Pt. 3

Jack White wants Stephen to look a little more rock 'n' roll for his album cover photo shoot.
06/23/2011
04:37

The Colbert ReportS7
Jack White

Jack White brings out Stephen's record, "Charlene II (I'm Over You)."
06/23/2011
01:35

The Colbert ReportS7
Nation Building in America

President Obama wants to focus on nation building a country with crumbling infrastructure and a barely functioning democracy.
06/23/2011
04:51

The Colbert ReportS7
Tip/Wag - Scented Razors & Rick Scott's Approval Rating

Schick's disposable men's razor smells like it just stepped out of the shower, and Florida Governor Rick Scott writes his own praises.
06/27/2011
03:49

The Colbert ReportS7
Good Point/Other Point - Ted Nugent vs. Millennials

Tea Party darling and 70s rock 'n' roll participant Ted Nugent finds today's youth 'terminally stoned on apathy,' which is a gateway drug.
06/27/2011
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