The Colbert Report
ThreatDown - Moo Shu Man-Milk, Centenarians & Robo-Slackers
Season 7 • 06/20/2011
Scientists in Prague build and program the first robot that can disappoint its parents.
The Word - Shock the VoteThe Colbert ReportS7
There's no better way to show the horrors of universal health care than with the release of "The Texas Chainsaw Medicare."
Kindergarten GOPThe Colbert ReportS7
The GOP brand is about as popular with kids as an episode of "60 Minutes" hosted by a tube of Sensodyne.
Intro - 6/15/11The Colbert ReportS7
Republicans hope to attract the youth vote, seniors face a shocking threat, and Keith Olbermann returns to television.
Sign Off - Stephen Wears ShortsThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen rubs Purell on his bare legs.
Keith OlbermannThe Colbert ReportS7
Keith Olbermann refuses to acknowledge Bill O'Reilly's victory and doesn't miss having to shave every day.
Senior Moment - Pot Smoking SeniorsThe Colbert ReportS7
Seniors will soon be crocheting black light posters and syncing Perry Como's "Lightly Latin" with season three of "Murder She Wrote."
Sign Off - Bon Iver Bonus SongThe Colbert ReportS7
Florence and the Machine will join Stephen for day two of StePhest Colbchella '011.
StePhest Colbchella '011 - Rock You Like a Thirst-IcaneThe Colbert ReportS7
Dr Pepper and Stephen are so excited to have a week of great bands, including Bon Iver, Florence and the Machine, Talib Kweli, and Jack White.
Justin VernonThe Colbert ReportS7
Justin Vernon might have written a club album if he had been sick with St. Vitus Dance instead of mono.
Intro - 6/20/11The Colbert ReportS7
Stephen kicks off his summer concert series, looks at new developments in technology and welcomes Bon Iver.
ThreatDown - Moo Shu Man-Milk, Centenarians & Robo-SlackersThe Colbert ReportS7
Chinese cows produce human breast milk, America's population of 100-year-olds doubles, and scientists build a robot that can juggle.
2011: A Rock Odyssey Featuring Jack White Pt. 1The Colbert ReportS7
Stephen urges Jack White to sell yogurt with the White Stripes' "Seven Nation Army."
Sign Off - Talib Kweli TomorrowThe Colbert ReportS7
Talib Kweli will be spitting rhymes and dropping science tomorrow.
StePhest Colbchella '011 - Stephen Revives His Music CareerThe Colbert ReportS7
After his Billboard-eligible hit, "Charlene (I'm Right Behind You)," Stephen decides to jump back into the music business.
Florence WelchThe Colbert ReportS7
Florence Welch recalls being discovered while singing drunkenly in a girl's bathroom.
Generic Republican Presidential NomineeThe Colbert ReportS7
Jon Huntsman announces his presidential candidacy, and Stephen finds the perfect generic Republican presidential candidate.
The Word - The Defining MomentThe Colbert ReportS7
President Obama could end all wars by using the executive power of meaningless semantics.
2011: A Rock Odyssey Featuring Jack White Pt. 2The Colbert ReportS7
Jack White plans to combine Stephen's qualities with the Black Belles' good looks and musical talent.
George W. Bush Helps Break a World RecordThe Colbert ReportS7
President Bush restores America's image by helping break the world record for most people wearing sunglasses in the dark.
Talib KweliThe Colbert ReportS7
Talib Kweli thinks his conscious rapper label is a limitation and a compliment.
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