The Colbert Report
The Word - The Defining Moment
Season 7 • 06/22/2011
President Obama can end the war in Afghanistan immediately by calling it something else.
Justin VernonThe Colbert ReportS7
Justin Vernon might have written a club album if he had been sick with St. Vitus Dance instead of mono.
Intro - 6/20/11The Colbert ReportS7
Stephen kicks off his summer concert series, looks at new developments in technology and welcomes Bon Iver.
2011: A Rock Odyssey Featuring Jack White Pt. 1The Colbert ReportS7
Stephen urges Jack White to sell yogurt with the White Stripes' "Seven Nation Army."
Sign Off - Talib Kweli TomorrowThe Colbert ReportS7
Talib Kweli will be spitting rhymes and dropping science tomorrow.
StePhest Colbchella '011 - Stephen Revives His Music CareerThe Colbert ReportS7
After his Billboard-eligible hit, "Charlene (I'm Right Behind You)," Stephen decides to jump back into the music business.
Florence WelchThe Colbert ReportS7
Florence Welch recalls being discovered while singing drunkenly in a girl's bathroom.
Generic Republican Presidential NomineeThe Colbert ReportS7
Jon Huntsman announces his presidential candidacy, and Stephen finds the perfect generic Republican presidential candidate.
2011: A Rock Odyssey Featuring Jack White Pt. 2The Colbert ReportS7
Jack White plans to combine Stephen's qualities with the Black Belles' good looks and musical talent.
George W. Bush Helps Break a World RecordThe Colbert ReportS7
President Bush restores America's image by helping break the world record for most people wearing sunglasses in the dark.
Talib KweliThe Colbert ReportS7
Talib Kweli thinks his conscious rapper label is a limitation and a compliment.
The Word - The Defining MomentThe Colbert ReportS7
President Obama could end all wars by using the executive power of meaningless semantics.
StePhest Colbchella '011 - Stephen Announces His Hit SongThe Colbert ReportS7
Jack White and Stephen will present their new hit song to end the summer concert series.
2011: A Rock Odyssey Featuring Jack White Pt. 3The Colbert ReportS7
Jack White wants Stephen to look a little more rock 'n' roll for his album cover photo shoot.
Jack WhiteThe Colbert ReportS7
Jack White brings out Stephen's record, "Charlene II (I'm Over You)."
Nation Building in AmericaThe Colbert ReportS7
President Obama wants to focus on nation building a country with crumbling infrastructure and a barely functioning democracy.
Tip/Wag - Scented Razors & Rick Scott's Approval RatingThe Colbert ReportS7
Schick's disposable men's razor smells like it just stepped out of the shower, and Florida Governor Rick Scott writes his own praises.
Good Point/Other Point - Ted Nugent vs. MillennialsThe Colbert ReportS7
Tea Party darling and 70s rock 'n' roll participant Ted Nugent finds today's youth 'terminally stoned on apathy,' which is a gateway drug.
Sign Off - Scented Box CutterThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen shaves with a box cutter duct-taped to a Glade PlugIn.
Intro - 6/27/11The Colbert ReportS7
Rick Scott wants to increase his popularity, Ted Nugent writes an op-ed, and Grover Norquist talks about Americans for Tax Reform.
Grover NorquistThe Colbert ReportS7
Grover Norquist, lobbyist for Americans for Tax Reform, must choose between terrorized grandmothers and higher taxes.
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