The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Daily/Colbert - Rhyming

Season 11 • 04/04/2006

Stephen Colbert kills time with rhymes.

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Ricky Gervais
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Ricky Gervais sits down like a fat bloke, but he just wants to be elegant like Jon.
04/03/2006
02:57

Headlines - Itza Boy
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Presidents George W. Bush and Vicente Fox meet with Prime Minister Stephen Harper in Cancun for an economic summit.
04/03/2006
01:55

Intro - 4/3/06
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A jury finds Zacarias Moussaoui guilty and decides that he is eligible for the death penalty.
04/03/2006
05:59

Studs Terkel
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Studs Terkel can tell the president to bugger off!
04/04/2006
00:35

Moment of Zen - Tom Delay Standing Ovation
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Tom Delay gets a standing ovation at a Christian values conference.
04/04/2006
02:35

Headlines - Diary of a Mad Black Woman
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Congresswoman Cynthia McKinney is in trouble after allegedly stabbing someone with her cell phone.
04/04/2006
04:04

Straight Talk Express Rerouted
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John McCain courts the far right with a visit to Jerry Falwell's Liberty University.
04/04/2006
02:21

Acts of Congress
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Rob Corddry responds to the Cynthia McKinney and Tom Delay scandals.
04/04/2006
01:41

Indecision 2008 - Citizen McCain
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Senator John McCain has been praising President Bush every chance he gets.
04/04/2006
02:31

Headlines - Delay: The Inevitable
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Tom Delay announces his resignation as House Majority Leader. Now an angel can get its wings.
04/04/2006
00:34

Daily/Colbert - Rhyming
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Will Tom Delay, the hammer, go to the slammer?
04/04/2006
05:16

Racist Like Me
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Rob Corddry shows America how hard it is to be a racist.
04/05/2006
05:04

Tony Zinni
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Toni Zinni believes a series of strategic and operational mistakes in Iraq have led us to where we are now.
04/05/2006
04:40

Paint Samples
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John Hodgman believes paint samples used to describe race are more accurate and pretty.
04/05/2006
00:18

Moment of Zen - Ellis Island
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Old footage shows immigrants arriving on Ellis Island.
04/05/2006
02:08

RACE: The Afrospanicindioasianization of America
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Jon explains that any nation founded by immigrants who owned other immigrants might have some lasting problems.
04/05/2006
03:23

Race Series
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Demetri Martin shows that America is still deeply divided on how many segments The Daily Show should devote to race.
04/05/2006
01:05

Daily/Colbert - Eye Exam
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Stephen is having a little trouble with his prompter or his eyes, and he probably shouldn't drive.
04/06/2006
04:21

Josh Hartnett
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Actor Josh Hartnett talks about his new movie, "Lucky Number Slevin," in which he gets his ass kicked an awful lot.
04/06/2006
03:27

You, Your Health & You - Votive or Die
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Complications may include dizziness, loss of faith, vomiting and atheism. Ask your doctor or minister if prayer is right for you.
04/06/2006
00:17

Moment of Zen - Benny Hinn
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Reverend Benny Hinn blesses scores of believers by swinging his coat and knocking them over.
04/06/2006
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